Senility has its advanatges!
Mar 27, 2017 23:55:23 #
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, they walked down to their old school.
There, they held hands as they found the desk they shared and where he'd carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car practically at their feet.
She quickly picked it up, but they didn't know what to do with it, so they took it home. There, she counted the money - it was $50,000!
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The husband said: "We've got to give it back". She said, "Finders keepers" and put the money back in the bag and hid it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men who were going from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money showed up at their home.
One knocked on the door and said: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" She said: "No."
The husband said: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
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She said: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile," but the agents sat the man down and began to question him.
One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man said: "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the FBI guy looked at his partner and said: "We're outta here!"
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, they walked down to their old school.
There, they held hands as they found the desk they shared and where he'd carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car practically at their feet.
She quickly picked it up, but they didn't know what to do with it, so they took it home. There, she counted the money - it was $50,000!
joke
The husband said: "We've got to give it back". She said, "Finders keepers" and put the money back in the bag and hid it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men who were going from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money showed up at their home.
One knocked on the door and said: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" She said: "No."
The husband said: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
joke
She said: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile," but the agents sat the man down and began to question him.
One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man said: "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the FBI guy looked at his partner and said: "We're outta here!"
Mar 28, 2017 03:14:36 #
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Mar 28, 2017 13:34:23 #
alby
Loc: very eastern pa.
that's starting to work for me.... "I forget" ..........then.."forget what????"...........sometimes it works .. sometimes it doesn't
Mar 28, 2017 13:52:06 #
Mar 28, 2017 15:33:49 #
Alzheimer's does have its advantages. You get to meet new friends every day and you can hide your own Easter eggs.
Mar 28, 2017 15:44:24 #
alby wrote:
that's starting to work for me.... "I forget" ..........then.."forget what????"...........sometimes it works .. sometimes it doesn't
Mar 28, 2017 15:44:59 #
Mar 28, 2017 15:45:37 #
Wrangler wrote:
Alzheimer's does have its advantages. You get to meet new friends every day and you can hide your own Easter eggs.
Yup, and never find them!
Mar 28, 2017 16:39:45 #
Old age isn't bad, and my transition into senility is going much smoother than I thought it would!
Mar 28, 2017 21:54:38 #
buckwheat wrote:
Old age isn't bad, and my transition into senility is going much smoother than I thought it would!
Mar 29, 2017 15:52:34 #
alby
Loc: very eastern pa.
anybody watching the new show "trial and error".... Sherri Shepherd is a riot... talk about forgetting.... start with first episode and don't miss any... i think they have only shown six...don't be eating or drinking while watching
Mar 29, 2017 19:18:52 #
alby wrote:
anybody watching the new show "trial and error".... Sherri Shepherd is a riot... talk about forgetting.... start with first episode and don't miss any... i think they have only shown six...don't be eating or drinking while watching
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