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Mar 15, 2017 20:09:27   #
JD750 Loc: SoCal
 
Rongnongno wrote:
Debbie... Dallas, is there not a porn movie with that?


Yes he was making a joke.

As was the OP I think.

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Mar 15, 2017 21:41:01   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
Rongnongno wrote:
Why be shy and say 'do the nasty' or other euphemisms when you folks talk about sex?

What is wrong with being honest and simply say 'while they have sex'? Are your minds so perverted that they cannot accept sex without seeing or imagining a sin? Are we back to middle school and 'playing doctor'???

Call everything by its name not by 'code name' to protect the 'innocent' readers that quite honestly should be old enough to speak plainly and certainly are not 'innocents', 'naive' or whatever.
Why be shy and say 'do the nasty' or other euphemi... (show quote)


The phrase "having sex" is in fact a euphemism. What kind of sex? What act are we actually talking about? There are many ways to "have sex". Apparently the OP wants to photograph the consomation. another euphemism. Does he want to photograph the couple performing intercourse. or some other activity. Th lighting requirements may be different for different "activities". This whole thread is absurd and may very well be a put on. BTW I was the one who used the phrase "do the nasty". I thought it was an amusing, old fashioned phrase as opposed to effing

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Mar 15, 2017 21:46:39   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
boberic wrote:
The phrase "having sex" is in fact a euphemism. What kind of sex? What act are we actually talking about? There are many ways to "have sex". Apparently the OP wants to photograph the consomation. another euphemism. Does he want to photograph the couple performing intercourse. or some other activity. Th lighting requirements may be different for different "activities". This whole thread is absurd and may very well be a put on.


The solution is easy. Hire Rongnongno to do this part of the gig. His own signature line states: "I am not an artist. I am a voyeur and a witness." Seems like the perfect assignment.

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Mar 15, 2017 22:07:32   #
burkphoto Loc: High Point, NC
 
Peterff wrote:
The solution is easy. Hire Rongnongno to do this part of the gig. His own signature line states: "I am not an artist. I am a voyeur and a witness." Seems like the perfect assignment.


He'd probably love it!

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Mar 15, 2017 23:34:23   #
Rongnongno Loc: FL
 
burkphoto wrote:
He'd probably love it!

Ah!

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Mar 15, 2017 23:40:10   #
DGWhite Loc: Wallace, NC
 
Treat this as any serious boudoir shoot. Get with the client, discuss the shoot in detail and conduct the shoot. Have a contract as you would any other professional shoot. Finally, research consummation photo shoots by talking to other pros or do research in boudoir shoots. Treat as purely professional. Before the newly weds enter their location, make sure you are all set with at least two or more cameras and all set properly. Catch the carry over the threshold and go from there. If the couple are aware you may slow their progress it may even create a more exciting experience. If they are serious about this then you should be as serious and professional also. Good luck!

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Mar 16, 2017 00:37:06   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
He forgot to mention he has to wear a blindfold for the shoot.

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Mar 16, 2017 00:42:34   #
BHC Loc: Strawberry Valley, JF, USA
 
Hal81 wrote:
He forgot to mention he has to wear a blindfold for the shoot.

And shoot by feel!

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Mar 16, 2017 00:42:51   #
Hbuk66 Loc: Oswego, NY
 
Wait a minutes an assignment it will only be half hard; and probably wet...

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Mar 16, 2017 01:43:02   #
Peterff Loc: O'er The Hills and Far Away, in Themyscira.
 
Hal81 wrote:
He forgot to mention he has to wear a blindfold for the shoot.


Perhaps his camera has a touch screen.

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Mar 16, 2017 01:58:06   #
BHC Loc: Strawberry Valley, JF, USA
 
Rongnongno wrote:
Ah!

That "Ah!" hopefully wasn't what I think it was......

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Mar 16, 2017 06:40:35   #
Tom G Loc: Atlanta, GA
 
Rongnongno wrote:
Debbie... Dallas, is there not a porn movie with that?


Yes, but it is also instructive for the inhibited wife...

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Mar 16, 2017 06:45:43   #
Tom G Loc: Atlanta, GA
 
rochephoto wrote:
Come on guys, this isn't very helpful! I'm in a bind here!


Be a bit ore explicit about what "You" and the "Participants" mean by "Consummation".

If you think it is what most of us know what it is, I suggest a video.

Remember the sequence too: Light, Action, Camera...

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Mar 16, 2017 17:08:32   #
blue-ultra Loc: New Hampshire
 
I once had a friend who wanted me to do some nudes of his wife, she also wanted to do it. Tasteful photos. They are now older and appreciate the work that was done. One of the photos that is a framed matted 16 x 2o hangs over the fireplace... But all of you are correct it is very difficult to do...

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Mar 16, 2017 19:10:23   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
As I stepped out of the shower my wife said " That suit needs ironing"

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