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Fire station rules.
Mar 2, 2017 00:28:33   #
mullumby Loc: Australia
 
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, "We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we're on the trucks. From now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make passionate love." The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, "Bell 1!" His wife takes off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumps into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love. After two minutes, his wife yells, "Bell 4!" "What's Bell 4?" the husband asks. "More hose," she replies, "you're nowhere near the fire!"

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Mar 2, 2017 03:16:01   #
Leicaflex Loc: Cymru
 



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Mar 2, 2017 06:02:02   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
LOL...

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Mar 3, 2017 06:08:25   #
grillmaster5062
 
Very good.

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Mar 3, 2017 08:53:54   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Mar 3, 2017 17:51:48   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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