Great signs.
Feb 28, 2017 04:19:40 #
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire place in Brierley Hill
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's van:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
Outside an Exhaust suppliers: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be de-lighted."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front of a Funeral Directors
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
And don't forget the sign at a JOE's RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
And the best one for last
...
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Lorry:
"Caution – This Lorry is full of Political Promises"
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire place in Brierley Hill
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's van:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
Outside an Exhaust suppliers: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be de-lighted."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front of a Funeral Directors
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
And don't forget the sign at a JOE's RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
And the best one for last
...
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Lorry:
"Caution – This Lorry is full of Political Promises"
Feb 28, 2017 09:17:14 #
Feb 28, 2017 09:18:40 #
Feb 28, 2017 10:01:39 #
Mar 1, 2017 06:40:01 #
Good ones. During my forty year career as an electrician, I once worked for a contractor who had "Let us remove your shorts" painted on the side of his service trucks.
Mar 1, 2017 08:24:48 #
Mar 1, 2017 10:54:09 #
One of my health clinic lab walls had several pages of these exact jokes. I got them to photocopy them for me years ago. Good thing because they have all disappeared.
Mar 1, 2017 11:09:39 #
mullumby wrote:
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: br "Dr. J... (show quote)
On a Gastroenterologist's appointment confirmation letter---Peace of mind for your behind.
Mar 1, 2017 19:32:12 #
Mar 2, 2017 21:09:23 #
gjgallager
Loc: North Central CT & Space Coast Florida
Good ones. I remember seeing a sign in a gas station 'we no longer accept checks, we have plenty left over from last year'.
Mar 3, 2017 11:41:20 #
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