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There's a Blonde Haired Problem in First-Class!
Feb 18, 2017 15:03:39   #
Jackel Loc: California
 
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to New York, but with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at
the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the
last empty seat in first-class.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.

The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all
the way, until we get to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain
went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy.

Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem
with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He
then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear.

She immediately got up and said, "Okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her
seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the co-pilot what he had said
to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."



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Feb 18, 2017 18:03:47   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
ROFL.

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Feb 19, 2017 06:52:34   #
WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio
 
Jackel wrote:
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to New York, but with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at
the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the
last empty seat in first-class.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.

The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all
the way, until we get to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain
went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy.

Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem
with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He
then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear.

She immediately got up and said, "Okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her
seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the co-pilot what he had said
to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to ... (show quote)


LMAO.

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Feb 19, 2017 07:56:25   #
fourg1b2006 Loc: Long Island New York
 
Very funny...thanks for the laugh.

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Feb 19, 2017 08:36:12   #
richosob Loc: Lambertville, MI
 
Jackel wrote:
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to New York, but with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at
the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the
last empty seat in first-class.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.

The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all
the way, until we get to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain
went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy.

Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem
with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He
then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear.

She immediately got up and said, "Okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her
seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the co-pilot what he had said
to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to ... (show quote)


LMAO

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Feb 19, 2017 08:40:24   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Jackel wrote:
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to New York, but with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at
the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the
last empty seat in first-class.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.

The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all
the way, until we get to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain
went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy.

Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem
with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He
then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear.

She immediately got up and said, "Okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her
seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the co-pilot what he had said
to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to ... (show quote)



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Feb 19, 2017 09:57:11   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Jackel wrote:
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to New York, but with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at
the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the
last empty seat in first-class.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.

The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all
the way, until we get to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain
went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy.

Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem
with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He
then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear.

She immediately got up and said, "Okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her
seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the co-pilot what he had said
to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to ... (show quote)


Good one!
Mark

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Feb 19, 2017 11:33:11   #
One Rude Dawg Loc: Athol, ID
 
I went out with one like that once, couldn't get away from her fast enough. If I hadn't picked her up at her place I would have been stuck with her. I don't think she knew her own address.

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Feb 19, 2017 11:53:59   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
Jackel wrote:
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to New York, but with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at
the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the
last empty seat in first-class.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.

The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all
the way, until we get to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain
went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy.

Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem
with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He
then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear.

She immediately got up and said, "Okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her
seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the co-pilot what he had said
to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."
A beautiful blonde young model boarded a plane to ... (show quote)

just read this one to my wife--she is a blonde.. I will be out of the hospital soon.

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Feb 19, 2017 11:59:10   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Please send pics!!
Mark
boberic wrote:
just read this one to my wife--she is a blonde.. I will be out of the hospital soon.

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Feb 19, 2017 12:56:42   #
malawibob Loc: South Carolina
 
The oldies are still goodies aren't they?

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Feb 20, 2017 09:56:31   #
grillmaster5062
 
Good one.

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Feb 21, 2017 15:34:32   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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