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Feb 12, 2017 16:28:04 #
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”
”Good question,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
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“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question . “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster.”
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d**k.”
”Good question,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
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“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”
“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question . “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster.”
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d**k.”
Feb 12, 2017 17:14:18 #
So who's brave enough to copy and send that to their local IRS office!
Of course someone is going to say they have already sent it, but did not sign it. Then just after they had put it in the post office mail box remembered they had put a return address sticker on the envelope.
Of course someone is going to say they have already sent it, but did not sign it. Then just after they had put it in the post office mail box remembered they had put a return address sticker on the envelope.
Feb 12, 2017 17:25:03 #
That's like the Jewish surgeon - wasn't paid a lot but got plenty in tips!
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Feb 12, 2017 18:05:45 #
Feb 12, 2017 18:14:08 #
OK, how about one about the Agriculture Department Inspector who visited farms to see that they were in compliance with Farm Program regulations. He showed his
Federal identification that authorized going anywhere on the farm to inspect. The farmer let him proceed, and soon saw that the inspector was in a corral with a bull--that was chasing him around. As he passed the farmer, the inspector yelled, "Help me! Help me!" and the farmer replied, "Just show him your government card."
Federal identification that authorized going anywhere on the farm to inspect. The farmer let him proceed, and soon saw that the inspector was in a corral with a bull--that was chasing him around. As he passed the farmer, the inspector yelled, "Help me! Help me!" and the farmer replied, "Just show him your government card."
Feb 12, 2017 18:51:18 #
As long as we're in the AgJoke mode:
An old dairy farmer was a curmudgeon, and was always in trouble with the county agent. One day he was talking with his neighbor over the fence. He said "That county agent has had it in for me for some time now. Just yesterday he came by and told me I had to have a concrete floor in the dairy barn.
"Well, I fixed him. I grabbed a shovel, dug down 3 or 4 feet, and showed him I did have a concrete floor."
An old dairy farmer was a curmudgeon, and was always in trouble with the county agent. One day he was talking with his neighbor over the fence. He said "That county agent has had it in for me for some time now. Just yesterday he came by and told me I had to have a concrete floor in the dairy barn.
"Well, I fixed him. I grabbed a shovel, dug down 3 or 4 feet, and showed him I did have a concrete floor."
Feb 13, 2017 08:17:37 #
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