Croce Loc: Earth

The attic has become a boring depository for the same stale garbage day after day. All I need do is look at the title of the post and predict with very high accuracy what it will say and who posted it. All the challenge and fun are gone. What fun is there in telling dirtpusher day after day what an imbecile he is? After all if he is an imbecile he doesn't understand anyway. What pleasure is left in telling Keenan what an unwashed, smelly, loser who gargles warm horse urine he is? It's an unbreakable addiction. He can't help it. Does it give me challenge or pleasure to inform Twatlow that he is an unacheiving elementary school teacher sucking at the public trough without giving us anything for our money, naw it's boring. How about Green. No fun. He's a brain damaged dope and acid user. Half of the time he's in a trance. Frank T? Aw forget it. You people know what I mean so goodbye friends, sorry to lose you and goodbye trolls, stay happy mumbling under the bridge. Me? I'm going fishing. Salmon, Walleye, Tuna and Trout. Yum yum and healthy too. Adios.

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

I saw who's thread this was, and I predicted I would see the word schmegma but I was wrong...

you could tell Boca was on his last legs...I'll bring him in, give him a newer processor, change his character profile... you'll be seeing the schemgman again, soon... trust me

EDIT: Oh, I see it now, big and bold. ...was that a self-fulfilling prophecy, or I I brain-damdamaged be?

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

thanks for the shout-out! he sure was a fan-boi to a lot of people... we'll all miss him

I mean, of all the people that frequent the attic, Boca, I can honestly say, really filled a much needed gap in the UHH meme-pool.

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

Yes, there is a lot of slime splashed all over people, including on me, but those posts that include links to articles published elsewhere constitute a learning experience for me. On subjects close to my interests I tend to make notes of key items, then do some fact checking. The far-right elected a President who continues to keep the nation divided. Might we be living in the opening act of a two decade move to dissolve the union. What might happen afterwards. If the union dissolves, the Louisiana Purchase goes away reverting the central part of the nation to France. The purchased western lands return to Spain. The eastern and southern lands to Great Britain. Now almost everyone will scoff. However, can those regions afford the Navy, Air Force and Army to ward off those land claims.

FlyingTiger Loc: Tortola, BVI

I have always thought that you were just a run of the mill imbecile. I have changed my mind, with apologies to all imbeciles. You are just simply insane. Get yourself some meds. Quick.

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

What flyingtiger thinks is immaterial.

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

his last personal post to me... I will cherish it always, ohhh Boca!



if only he had know about basic personal hygiene...

mwalsh Loc: Houston

Crotchy's oh so rare case of nasal smegma is what put him over the top! Too much too handle, and possibly incurable...

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

it really got out of hand in the last week or so...

Keenan Loc: Central Coast California

Wait...what?! The Attic is losing one of it's Premier Potty Mouth Trolls™? I mean, I knew his smegma problem was serious, I just didn't know how serious!

NO! Say it isn't so!

soba1 Loc: Somewhere In So Ca

LMAO funny

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

OK... did you want this? Because this is what happens with gradients of complementary colors.