A Rather Unconventional Visit to the Brothel
Jan 21, 2017 21:03:22 #
Jan 21, 2017 21:48:58 #
bcheary wrote:
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather ... (show quote)
An oldie but goodie, but the punchline was missing:
Three things are certain in this life - death, taxes, and being screwed by a lawyer.
Jan 22, 2017 00:14:32 #
Jan 22, 2017 00:14:54 #
jimward wrote:
An oldie but goodie, but the punchline was missing:
Three things are certain in this life - death, taxes, and being screwed by a lawyer.
Three things are certain in this life - death, taxes, and being screwed by a lawyer.
Jan 22, 2017 03:21:59 #
"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."[/quote]
Funny. However, if this were a real situation, he would still owe her $3000. Unless there were some caveat in the will to such effect, an heir would not have to "earn" their inheritance, regardless of whether or not the fee for services rendered seemed outrageous or not. If this happened in Nevada, where prostitution is legal, she could sue the lawyer in small claims court and have no problem winning the case. Many attorneys charge very high fees, so it may not have been any kind of burden on the scumbag anyway. I hope I have not been a wet blanket with this.
Funny. However, if this were a real situation, he would still owe her $3000. Unless there were some caveat in the will to such effect, an heir would not have to "earn" their inheritance, regardless of whether or not the fee for services rendered seemed outrageous or not. If this happened in Nevada, where prostitution is legal, she could sue the lawyer in small claims court and have no problem winning the case. Many attorneys charge very high fees, so it may not have been any kind of burden on the scumbag anyway. I hope I have not been a wet blanket with this.
Jan 22, 2017 10:04:20 #
bcheary wrote:
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather ... (show quote)
Whats the name of an attorney in a shooting range ?
A Target !
Jan 22, 2017 12:23:49 #
salmander wrote:
"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
Funny. However, if this were a real situation, he would still owe her $3000. Unless there were some caveat in the will to such effect, an heir would not have to "earn" their inheritance, regardless of whether or not the fee for services rendered seemed outrageous or not. If this happened in Nevada, where prostitution is legal, she could sue the lawyer in small claims court and have no problem winning the case. Many attorneys charge very high fees, so it may not have been any kind of burden on the scumbag anyway. I hope I have not been a wet blanket with this.[/quote]
Damn there is always one who has to ruin a good story!!Jan 22, 2017 12:24:04 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Whats the name of an attorney in a shooting range ?
A Target !
A Target !
Jan 23, 2017 10:47:35 #
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