DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I’m in the gun shop next door to that."
NRA Life Member also.
I hope it is in a state with a waiting period on all guns so he can get to a safe place until she calms down.
That gun may get turned on hubby if he doesn't come home with that necklace!!
NRA Life Member since '66.
SteveR wrote:
That gun may get turned on hubby if he doesn't come home with that necklace!!
This is an example of the saying to 'never teach your spouse how to shoot'.
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
Ka2azman wrote:
This is an example of the saying to 'never teach your spouse how to shoot'.
As a retired gunsmith, all of my wives knew how to shoot!!
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