Heart Warming Lawyer Story
Oct 16, 2016 02:51:02 #
HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all
of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all
of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
Oct 16, 2016 05:16:49 #
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Oct 17, 2016 06:21:40 #
richosob
Loc: Lambertville, MI
usn ret wrote:
HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY br br One afternoon a ... (show quote)
Awesome, I'll be chuckling all day, thanks.
Rich
Oct 17, 2016 09:16:56 #
I received this bill from my lawyer.
Walking along the street when I saw you on the other side of the road.Crossed the road to confer then realised it was not you.
£150
Well, no I didn't but I wouldn't have been surprised.
Walking along the street when I saw you on the other side of the road.Crossed the road to confer then realised it was not you.
£150
Well, no I didn't but I wouldn't have been surprised.
Oct 17, 2016 09:24:34 #
usn ret wrote:
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
And they take very good care of each other.
Oct 17, 2016 10:32:26 #
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Oct 18, 2016 23:38:23 #
2 lawyers sitting at a park bench when a good looking woman walks by.one of them says,I would like to screw her.the other one says out of what. What is the difference between a dead lawyer in the middle of the road and a dead rattle snake.there are skid marks in front of the snake.
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