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Bath night in Scotland.
Sep 23, 2016 10:09:10   #
Steve_m Loc: Southern California
 
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed then to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in

the curtains so you can see for yourself."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was most generously endowed in the hair department .

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Well, did you see ?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"

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Sep 23, 2016 10:59:13   #
Marionsho Loc: Kansas
 
Steve_m wrote:
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed then to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in

the curtains so you can see for yourself."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was most generously endowed in the hair department .

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Well, did you see ?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"
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Sep 23, 2016 12:21:33   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Good one, LOL.

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Sep 23, 2016 15:23:41   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Ha Ha..nice one.

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Sep 24, 2016 06:34:53   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Steve_m wrote:
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed then to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in

the curtains so you can see for yourself."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was most generously endowed in the hair department .

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Well, did you see ?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"
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Sep 24, 2016 08:15:41   #
PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida
 
Now that's funny.

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Sep 24, 2016 08:30:53   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Sep 24, 2016 09:26:36   #
grillmaster5062
 
Very good.

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Sep 24, 2016 10:33:59   #
drivered Loc: Capital District, NY
 
Cute one.

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Sep 24, 2016 16:51:17   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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Sep 25, 2016 00:53:23   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
LOL

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