Based On Truth
Aug 27, 2016 11:00:04 #
Hey, you gotta love a good joke when it's based on truth.
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said: "I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
And Hillary did so promise.
Through the entire 30 years of their marriage, Hillary had never looked.
But, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her. She lifted the lid and peeked inside.
Inside the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box, and with those contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under
our bed. However, today the temptation was too much
and I gave in. And now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed
to remind myself not to do it again.
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I'm disappointed and saddened by your behavior; however, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does
happen. 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to a recycling center."
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said: "I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
And Hillary did so promise.
Through the entire 30 years of their marriage, Hillary had never looked.
But, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her. She lifted the lid and peeked inside.
Inside the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box, and with those contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under
our bed. However, today the temptation was too much
and I gave in. And now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed
to remind myself not to do it again.
Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I'm disappointed and saddened by your behavior; however, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does
happen. 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to a recycling center."
Aug 28, 2016 10:32:08 #
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