Great catch (joke)
Aug 9, 2016 10:06:53 #
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
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papajacknow20 wrote:
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is... (show quote)
My kind of humor!
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bookman
Loc: Southeast Michigan
Good grief, I must be getting old. Didn't see that one coming. 
Great joke!
Great joke!Aug 10, 2016 10:27:17 #
i seen it coming but sure glad you posted. reminds me of the bell ringer with no arms joke.
Aug 10, 2016 10:40:52 #
Howdy......
You should issue a SPEW ALERT with stuff like that!
Excuse me while I go and get some paper towels......!
Vern...
You should issue a SPEW ALERT with stuff like that!
Excuse me while I go and get some paper towels......!
Vern...
Aug 10, 2016 13:00:30 #
Aug 10, 2016 13:40:15 #
Didn't see that coming. Put lots of spaces before the punch line, next time, to let the reader stew a little.
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