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Jul 21, 2016 11:41:13   #
Popeye Loc: LifIno
 
WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER?

There are important questions to be answered about this
bathroom legislation and transgenders being able to use a restroom of
the gender that they "identify" with.

Will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection
Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?

Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers the people using
the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?

And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?

Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked by each Pecker Checker?

How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could
check peckers?

What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has
to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom
Service Inspectors?

Want to guess their motto...........???


"If you gotta pee - We gotta see!"

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Jul 21, 2016 11:59:38   #
vicksart Loc: Novato, CA -earthquake country
 
ROTFL

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Jul 21, 2016 12:07:23   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jul 21, 2016 13:26:03   #
FramerMCB Loc: Northern, ID (formerly Portland, OR area)
 
This would be funnier if it wasn't so close to the eventual truth... What have we become as a nation?

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Jul 21, 2016 13:33:10   #
chrisscholbe Loc: Kansas City, MO
 
Since this is a "MAJOR" concern of Conservatives....I would image that they will be doing the checking.

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Jul 21, 2016 14:22:32   #
SonnyE Loc: Communist California, USA
 
chrisscholbe wrote:
Since this is a "MAJOR" concern of Conservatives....I would image that they will be doing the checking.


Would that make you a Pecker Checker Picture Poster / Picture Purveyor Picking Out Peckers the Pecker Checkers checked?

Sounds perverted to me.

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Jul 21, 2016 16:00:32   #
GeorgeH Loc: Jonesboro, GA
 
Given The Donald's concern with the alleged size and magnificence of his hidden appendage (oh god, keep it hidden!), he should find this issue of supreme, yuge, importance. He can name the Principal Pecker Peeper! Ted Cruz, maybe?

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Jul 21, 2016 16:11:35   #
Popeye Loc: LifIno
 
That would really put the RNC on its ear. Ha Ha Ha

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Jul 21, 2016 16:15:43   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
chrisscholbe wrote:
Since this is a "MAJOR" concern of Conservatives....I would image that they will be doing the checking.


There will be a stampede of eager unpaid volunteers from this group.

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Jul 21, 2016 16:19:06   #
RichieC Loc: Adirondacks
 
chrisscholbe wrote:
Since this is a "MAJOR" concern of Conservatives....I would image that they will be doing the checking.


No, a common misconception. It's who with a pecker, is checking on those without, and what their intentions are- and the liberal law that now presents this ever present and common affliction with an excellent asset with full protection of the law.

Being a narcissist and concerned only with yourself, or perhaps salivating at the prospect of a room full of unclothed easy targets, you may not care about your wife or daughter- but I care about mine.

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Jul 21, 2016 18:28:54   #
Checkmate Loc: Southern California
 
Popeye wrote:
WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER?

There are important questions to be answered about this
bathroom legislation and transgenders being able to use a restroom of
the gender that they "identify" with.

Will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection
Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?

Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers the people using
the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?

And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?

Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked by each Pecker Checker?

How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could
check peckers?

What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has
to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom
Service Inspectors?

Want to guess their motto...........???


"If you gotta pee - We gotta see!"
WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER? br br There are ... (show quote)


Keenan, Rixie Pixie and Frank Turdlicker are all fighting for the job.

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Jul 21, 2016 18:30:22   #
Checkmate Loc: Southern California
 
GeorgeH wrote:
Given The Donald's concern with the alleged size and magnificence of his hidden appendage (oh god, keep it hidden!), he should find this issue of supreme, yuge, importance. He can name the Principal Pecker Peeper! Ted Cruz, maybe?


You look very qualified. How much are you willing to pay?


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Jul 21, 2016 18:38:41   #
GeorgeH Loc: Jonesboro, GA
 
Checkmate wrote:
Keenan, Rixie Pixie and Frank Turdlicker are all fighting for the job.


Checkmate, this had been a generally humorous thread until you appeared. Your life must be pretty bleak and meaningless if your only "creative" outlet is sliming your betters. Hmmm....given your fixation on the male genitalia do you have some unresolved sexual identity issues? Therapy is available; please avail yourself of such.

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Jul 21, 2016 21:58:31   #
SBW
 
GeorgeH wrote:
Checkmate, this had been a generally humorous thread until you appeared. Your life must be pretty bleak and meaningless if your only "creative" outlet is sliming your betters. Hmmm....given your fixation on the male genitalia do you have some unresolved sexual identity issues? Therapy is available; please avail yourself of such.


You are always complaining about someone showing up in a thread and ruining your little party. It is not your thread, you did not start it, so it is really none of you damn business. Don't like it don't read it. But please, shut the hell up.

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Jul 21, 2016 22:09:47   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 
GeorgeH wrote:
Given The Donald's concern with the alleged size and magnificence of his hidden appendage (oh god, keep it hidden!), he should find this issue of supreme, yuge, importance. He can name the Principal Pecker Peeper! Ted Cruz, maybe?


Obama probably wants that job, if Mooselle will let him

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