Extra-mural Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center
Jun 21, 2016 10:41:06 #
Subject: Extra-mural Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Jun 21, 2016 10:45:45 #
ves wrote:
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Sounds like someone has a bad case of PMS!
Jun 21, 2016 11:10:35 #
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Jun 21, 2016 11:31:52 #
Jun 21, 2016 12:05:16 #
ves wrote:
Does that mean you will not be signing up?
Why would men sign up? That's what God made women for.
Jun 21, 2016 13:37:08 #
Jun 21, 2016 13:42:06 #
ves wrote:
And I thought all of the chauvinists had gotten smart!
"Chauvinists" are smart. We also still have a pair.
Jun 21, 2016 13:42:58 #
Jun 21, 2016 13:45:57 #
ves wrote:
A pair of brains, hu?
No. Balls. I know it's hard for you to comprehend, you're just a female after all.
Jun 21, 2016 23:05:13 #
Ok....these were "cute." The same center has a list of classes for women. My suggestion for the first class:
Arriving 15 minutes late is not considered "fashionably late" to all events.
Or, they won't hold the plane just for you.
Arriving 15 minutes late is not considered "fashionably late" to all events.
Or, they won't hold the plane just for you.
Jun 21, 2016 23:24:25 #
SteveR wrote:
Ok....these were "cute." The same center has a list of classes for women. My suggestion for the first class:
Arriving 15 minutes late is not considered "fashionably late" to all events.
Or, they won't hold the plane just for you.
Arriving 15 minutes late is not considered "fashionably late" to all events.
Or, they won't hold the plane just for you.
Jun 22, 2016 06:39:45 #
It looks like these "courses" are an excuse to get out of the house and meet in a bar. 
Jun 22, 2016 06:41:02 #
SteveR wrote:
Ok....these were "cute." The same center has a list of classes for women. My suggestion for the first class:
Arriving 15 minutes late is not considered "fashionably late" to all events.
Or, they won't hold the plane just for you.
Arriving 15 minutes late is not considered "fashionably late" to all events.
Or, they won't hold the plane just for you.
When I was on a cruise, I watched three women running toward the ship as it left a Caribbean port. I guess they expected it to wait for them.
Jun 22, 2016 08:08:45 #
ves wrote:
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Why do I need to know any of that? LoL.
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