DoninIL Loc: East Central Illinois

A friend sent this to me. True or not? -- I don't know, but I got a good chuckle from it.

John Cassis is one of our nation's finest motivational speakers. He told a story recently about a time when he was serving as one of the Chaplin's for the Chicago Bears during their glory years of the 80's.

As John tells it, Mike Ditka was about to deliver a locker room pep talk one day. He looked up and saw defensive tackle William "Refrigerator" Perry. How could he not see him? At 338 pounds the Fridge stood out even in a crowd of pro football players. Ditka gestured to the Fridge. "When I get finished," he said, "I'd like you to close with the Lord's Prayer." Then the coach began his talk.

Meanwhile, Jim McMahon, the brash and outspoken quarterback, punched John Cassis. "Look at Perry," McMahon whispered, "he doesn't know the Lord's Prayer."

Sure enough, Perry sat with a look of panic on his face, his head in his hands. He was sweating profusely. "Everybody knows the Lord's Prayer," said Cassis to McMahon in disbelief. After a few minutes of watching the Refrigerator leaking several gallons of sweat, McMahon nudged Cassis again. "I'll bet you 50 bucks Fridge doesn't know the Lord's Prayer."

As Cassis tells the story, he stops to reflect on the absurdity of it all: "Here we were sitting in chapel and betting 50 bucks on the Lord's Prayer."

When Coach Ditka finished his pep talk, he asked all the men to remove their caps. Then he nodded at Perry and bowed his head. It was quiet for a few moments before the Fridge spoke in a shaky voice, "Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord, my soul to keep…"

Cassis felt the tap on his shoulder. It was Jim McMahon. "Here's the 50 dollars," he whispered. "I had no idea Perry knew the Lord's Prayer."

viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK

When my kids were young they thought it started " Our Father witchart".

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

REPUBLICAN PRAYERS
By Yoni Brenner


God grant me the serenity
To accept the trends I cannot change;
The imagination to ignore them;
And the wisdom to spin them on the set of “Fox & Friends”
And “Neil Cavuto.”

All the goper prayers here.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/republican-prayers

n3eg Loc: West coast USA

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray I won't have focus creep.
And if I die before I wake
I won't have any more camera shake.

Marionsho Loc: Kansas

I never know if the church I'm in will stop short of the way I was taught, or continue on. So I never recite it out loud. It's embarrassing to be the only one talking, when the rest have ended the prayer.
Marion