Getting old
May 7, 2012 11:24:50 #
Please read to end, before you commit.
Here is an e-mail a friend sent me for my 65 birthday.
An 95 year old walks in to his doctor's office and said
he wanted a complete physicial. So the DR. checked all his
vital signs and told the old man, that for his age he was
in real good health.
The old man explain that he wanted a complete physical
including sperm count and every thing. So the Dr. handed
him a little bottle and told the old man to place the speimen
in the bottle and return it the next day.
The following day the old man came into the office with the
aid of his wife. The Dr. ask if there was anything wrong,
the old man replied. Doc, he said I tried with my right hand,
I tried with my left hand, my wife tried with her right hand,
she tried with her left hand, why she even tried with her
teeth on and with her teeht off.------Doc, We never could get
that dog gone cap off that BOTTLE. An that my friends is
what we have to look foward too, by getting old. God less
have a nice dad.
Here is an e-mail a friend sent me for my 65 birthday.
An 95 year old walks in to his doctor's office and said
he wanted a complete physicial. So the DR. checked all his
vital signs and told the old man, that for his age he was
in real good health.
The old man explain that he wanted a complete physical
including sperm count and every thing. So the Dr. handed
him a little bottle and told the old man to place the speimen
in the bottle and return it the next day.
The following day the old man came into the office with the
aid of his wife. The Dr. ask if there was anything wrong,
the old man replied. Doc, he said I tried with my right hand,
I tried with my left hand, my wife tried with her right hand,
she tried with her left hand, why she even tried with her
teeth on and with her teeht off.------Doc, We never could get
that dog gone cap off that BOTTLE. An that my friends is
what we have to look foward too, by getting old. God less
have a nice dad.
May 7, 2012 11:30:06 #
May 8, 2012 05:42:21 #
Imagine the uproar in the senior community if Viagra bottles were that hard to open.
May 8, 2012 10:26:08 #
May 8, 2012 10:49:04 #
May 8, 2012 11:14:00 #
May 8, 2012 13:56:44 #
May 8, 2012 14:37:56 #
BW326 wrote:
Imagine the uproar in the senior community if Viagra bottles were that hard to open.
It wouldn't surprise me to find that more men under 50 than over 50 use it.
May 8, 2012 16:58:58 #
BW326 wrote:
Imagine the uproar in the senior community if Viagra bottles were that hard to open.
and how do you know they are easy to open ??
May 8, 2012 18:59:56 #
May 9, 2012 02:49:14 #
May 9, 2012 03:31:34 #
May 9, 2012 16:08:50 #
LARRYR. wrote:
Please read to end, before you commit. br Here is ... (show quote)
All I can say here is be HAPPY that you're getting older. This is because that I only know of one reason that we/you stop getting older!!!
May 9, 2012 16:34:31 #
Getting old isn't all that bad, it's trying to
remember all the good times I had getting there
that's the problem.My memory isn't as sharp as it
use to be. The other nite I was sitting on the side
of the bath tub and the wife ask me what waas taking
me so long and I told her I didn't haave any clothing
on and I couldn't remember if I was getting into the
tub or if I was getting out.
remember all the good times I had getting there
that's the problem.My memory isn't as sharp as it
use to be. The other nite I was sitting on the side
of the bath tub and the wife ask me what waas taking
me so long and I told her I didn't haave any clothing
on and I couldn't remember if I was getting into the
tub or if I was getting out.
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