Two gentlemen (the one's above) were chatting in the local bar. Each trying to outdo the other with how great their states were. Finally, the guy from Kentucky looked the Texan in the eye and said "We have enough gold in our state that we could build a fence of gold 4' high around the border of your state". The Texan thought for a minute and looked at the Kentuckian(?) and said "Go ahead. And if we like it, we'll buy it".
Dan
Funny. It's nice to see some good ol' fashioned American humor. We seem to have lost a lot of it in the last few years.
in the part of alabama where i was born gravy is considered a beverage. there's so many squirrels there that 1/2 of them have to sleep on the ground.
Funny ! Being U of L graduate and now living in Texas I can relate to the humor quite well. I really got a good chuckle out of it.
Hal81
Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
And DC can boast having the biggest liars in the US.
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