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Clean jokes.
May 6, 2016 13:46:29 #
1. I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
2. There are only two conditions where youre allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: its snowing or the death of a celebrity.
3. "Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
4. What do you call an alsatian in a grey jumper? A plain-clothes police dog.
5. A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
My wife said to me "You do the work of two men"
I said "Really?"
"Yes", she said.. "Laurel and Hardy".
6. I said, It's serious doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places. He said: Well stop going to those places.
2. There are only two conditions where youre allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: its snowing or the death of a celebrity.
3. "Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
4. What do you call an alsatian in a grey jumper? A plain-clothes police dog.
5. A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
My wife said to me "You do the work of two men"
I said "Really?"
"Yes", she said.. "Laurel and Hardy".
6. I said, It's serious doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places. He said: Well stop going to those places.
May 6, 2016 14:02:43 #
May 7, 2016 05:35:44 #
Doddy wrote:
1. I went to my doctor and asked for something fo... (show quote)
Well-done Doddy - you've done it again.
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May 7, 2016 09:03:48 #
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May 7, 2016 13:10:20 #
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Little Johnny: "Homework!"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Little Johnny: "Homework!"
May 7, 2016 16:51:44 #
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