Trump and Hillary are in a bar . . .
Apr 28, 2016 17:17:31 #
Got this in my email today. I am NOT the author.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
"The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material
to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion,hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them
quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: You mean taking the $145,000,000.00 from Putin for the UraniumBribe ?
Trump : No the other one .
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole
the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
"The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material
to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion,hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them
quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: You mean taking the $145,000,000.00 from Putin for the UraniumBribe ?
Trump : No the other one .
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole
the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
Apr 28, 2016 21:12:30 #
Zophman wrote:
Got this in my email today. I am NOT the author. ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: Hilarious
Apr 28, 2016 21:16:56 #
Apr 28, 2016 21:28:55 #
green wrote:
boy that was funny in 2012!
Not funny today...but very sobering. I can't wait until Trump rips her a new asshole daily!
Apr 29, 2016 00:58:24 #
Zophman wrote:
Not funny today...but very sobering. I can't wait until Trump rips her a new asshole daily!
Well if anyone can he can. With all that ass she has I'm sure he will bring the heat. Bruthas do like big butts though.
Ummmmm um just not in the whitehouse
Apr 29, 2016 01:04:17 #
The secret service is pricing a bigger Presidental Sedan, They say if they have to haul ass,they don't want to make 2 trips.
Apr 29, 2016 01:10:51 #
Hillary will be burying shit as fast as she can, but Trump will be faster at revealing where her piles of shit are! Hillary won't know what hit her! It's gonna be fun!
Apr 29, 2016 10:19:02 #
green wrote:
boy that was funny in 2012!
Even much better now. She truly represents the best that the Democrapholes have now. Just imagine Greenie or Dirtbagger on their knees kissing her ring just like KKKeenan on his giving Bill a BJ.
Apr 29, 2016 10:20:32 #
SBW wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: Hilarious
:thumbup: Hilarious
AND that was just a start!
Apr 29, 2016 10:48:28 #
soba1 wrote:
Well if anyone can he can. With all that ass she has I'm sure he will bring the heat. Bruthas do like big butts though.
Ummmmm um just not in the whitehouse
Ummmmm um just not in the whitehouse
Be honest now...
How many times have you watched "Booty"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4
Apr 29, 2016 12:09:01 #
skylane5sp wrote:
:( :thumbup: :thumbup:
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