Thoughts for the day.
Apr 5, 2016 13:38:05 #
bertloomis
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
My goal for 2015 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 25 to go.
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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. OKAY, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
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How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
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I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
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I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live much longer than men who mention it.
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Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 20 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
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Senility has been a very smooth transition for me.
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Remember back when we were kids and every time it was 10 below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.
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I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....
Nevertheless, I forgot where I was going with this.
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I love being over 70. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 other things.
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A thief broke into my house last night......
He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
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My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW !, Right?
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I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. OKAY, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
...........
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
...........
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
..............
I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
..................
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live much longer than men who mention it.
...................
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 20 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
.................
Senility has been a very smooth transition for me.
................
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was 10 below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.
...............
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....
Nevertheless, I forgot where I was going with this.
...................
I love being over 70. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 other things.
...............
A thief broke into my house last night......
He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
...............
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW !, Right?
...............
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Apr 5, 2016 14:16:38 #
Why "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead. I think you need a couple more for some other places!
bertloomis wrote:
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I really liked this one, what did I just say?
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