Retirement
Apr 1, 2016 08:54:51 #
An inspiration to us all.
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to
make a differencein the world.
It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable
achievements of other
seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that
would make
many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
HAROLD SAYS: "I've often been asked,
'What do you do now that you're retired?
'Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background
and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer,
wine and whiskey into urine.
It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling.
I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
Harold is an inspiration to us all.
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Seniors:
Hints on how to liven up your idle hours ...
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
Watch 'em Slow Down.
2. On all your check stubs, write
'For Marijuana.
3. Skip down the street, rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,
'Due To The Economy, we are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity :
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called ....THERAPY
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to
make a differencein the world.
It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable
achievements of other
seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that
would make
many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
HAROLD SAYS: "I've often been asked,
'What do you do now that you're retired?
'Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background
and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer,
wine and whiskey into urine.
It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling.
I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
Harold is an inspiration to us all.
------------------------------------------------
Seniors:
Hints on how to liven up your idle hours ...
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
Watch 'em Slow Down.
2. On all your check stubs, write
'For Marijuana.
3. Skip down the street, rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,
'Due To The Economy, we are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity :
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called ....THERAPY
Apr 1, 2016 09:01:03 #
papajacknow20 wrote:
An inspiration to us all. br br br As we get old... (show quote)
Thank you I'm still chuckling have a great day papajack
Apr 1, 2016 09:04:13 #
Apr 1, 2016 17:48:13 #
papajacknow20 wrote:
Thanks for Posting!RETIREMENT - An inspiration to us all ...
lev29
Apr 2, 2016 19:36:49 #
Apr 2, 2016 22:07:48 #
RS
Loc: W Columbia, SC
One along a similar line, I would like to add:
At a restaurant when I am asked, "How was everything?", I like to point out that in their restroom is a sign saying 'Employees Must Wash Hands'.
They usually acknowledge that, and then I go on to tell them that I waited in there for fifteen minutes and ended up having to wash them myself.
At a restaurant when I am asked, "How was everything?", I like to point out that in their restroom is a sign saying 'Employees Must Wash Hands'.
They usually acknowledge that, and then I go on to tell them that I waited in there for fifteen minutes and ended up having to wash them myself.
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