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Your Toilet Could Make You Rich
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Mar 8, 2016 16:05:33   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Yes, your toilet could theoretically make you rich, but extracting that wealth might not be worth the effort.

http://www.popsci.com/theres-secret-goldmine-in-your-toilet?dom=rss-default&src=syn

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Mar 9, 2016 06:05:03   #
Croce Loc: Earth
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Yes, your toilet could theoretically make you rich, but extracting that wealth might not be worth the effort.

http://www.popsci.com/theres-secret-goldmine-in-your-toilet?dom=rss-default&src=syn


Jerry, I think I know where but how, do you come up with shit like this??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mar 9, 2016 07:22:35   #
travelwp Loc: New Jersey
 
If you ever wanted to make this a large scale project, Obama would tax it and the EPA would make it unprofitable.

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Mar 9, 2016 08:32:48   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Croce wrote:
Jerry, I think I know where but how, do you come up with shit like this??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gotta dig deep.

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Mar 9, 2016 08:33:05   #
dirty dave
 
Well. I must admit my first job after high school was at a waste treatment plant. Almost made a career out of it. I even achieved my waste water treatment operator license. In other words my job at the begging was shoveling s$&t. We had many farmers come and pick the sludge up for fertilizer. We even had workers that would pick the tomatoes that naturally grew from the sludge. But the best thing workers would find was diamond rings that went through and landed in the sludge or in the screens.

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Mar 9, 2016 09:32:49   #
Ranjan Loc: Currently Cyber-Nation!
 
dirty dave wrote:
Well. I must admit my first job after high school was at a waste treatment plant. Almost made a career out of it. I even achieved my waste water treatment operator license. In other words my job at the begging was shoveling s$&t. We had many farmers come and pick the sludge up for fertilizer. We even had workers that would pick the tomatoes that naturally grew from the sludge. But the best thing workers would find was diamond rings that went through and landed in the sludge or in the screens.
Well. I must admit my first job after high school ... (show quote)


Diamonds are forever!!

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Mar 9, 2016 09:45:33   #
dirty dave
 
Instead of begging it was suppose to be beginning dang spell checker.

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Mar 9, 2016 10:20:01   #
check6 Loc: Redding, CA
 
I'm at a loss as to how $8-13 a year (the amount this article says the average person produces annually) is going to make me rich. Because I'm not going to let 8-13 million people use MY toilet! ;-)

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Mar 9, 2016 10:28:25   #
James Slick Loc: Pittsburgh,PA
 
travelwp wrote:
If you ever wanted to make this a large scale project, Obama would tax it and the EPA would make it unprofitable.


:thumbup: LOL, So True!

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Mar 9, 2016 10:45:50   #
2Dragons Loc: The Back of Beyond
 
travelwp wrote:
If you ever wanted to make this a large scale project, Obama would tax it and the EPA would make it unprofitable.


OMG! I'm still cracking up over your assessment of how the powers-that-be would view such a "green" enterprise. :thumbup:

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Mar 9, 2016 10:54:03   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
Croce wrote:
Jerry, I think I know where but how, do you come up with shit like this??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


I don't think Jerry ever gets out of the house. He's bored up there in the NY mountains........LOL

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Mar 9, 2016 13:06:01   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Yes, your toilet could theoretically make you rich, but extracting that wealth might not be worth the effort.

http://www.popsci.com/theres-secret-goldmine-in-your-toilet?dom=rss-default&src=syn


So the sludge produced for a year is 57 pounds.

To produce a ton of sludge will take 35 years.

After those 35 years, you can profit $550. Doesn't seem like a good return to me.
--Bob

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Mar 9, 2016 13:18:58   #
Croce Loc: Earth
 
rmalarz wrote:
So the sludge produced for a year is 57 pounds.

To produce a ton of sludge will take 35 years.

After those 35 years, you can profit $550. Doesn't seem like a good return to me.
--Bob


I think you literally would need to start a shit mine, Bob. You might start with calling the state mine commissioner for a permit to dig under the sanitary collection pool or to suck it up into a pipe going to your processing plant. Sounds like a big capital investment for a shitty business. Also it appears that the mineral content of what the people using toilets in your area may be deficient in the minerals which are most valuable. For instance if those shitters do not have a lot of gold fillings but the denture count is high, down go your profits. etc. Save your money Bob, becasue the thoughts I have just offered do not even take into effect the fact that the state, feds and various other entities will tax the shit out of you. Bang ... you end up with nothing, maybe shit but that's about it. Save your money, put it into a nice little hot dog stand.

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Mar 9, 2016 13:22:47   #
BigBear Loc: Northern CT
 
rmalarz wrote:
So the sludge produced for a year is 57 pounds.

To produce a ton of sludge will take 35 years.

After those 35 years, you can profit $550. Doesn't seem like a good return to me.
--Bob


We always wondered about why someone would want to be in the septic tank cleaning business …

Maybe something to look closer at 'eh.

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Mar 9, 2016 14:39:47   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
Croce wrote:
I think you literally would need to start a shit mine, Bob. You might start with calling the state mine commissioner for a permit to dig under the sanitary collection pool or to suck it up into a pipe going to your processing plant. Sounds like a big capital investment for a shitty business. Also it appears that the mineral content of what the people using toilets in your area may be deficient in the minerals which are most valuable. For instance if those shitters do not have a lot of gold fillings but the denture count is high, down go your profits. etc. Save your money Bob, becasue the thoughts I have just offered do not even take into effect the fact that the state, feds and various other entities will tax the shit out of you. Bang ... you end up with nothing, maybe shit but that's about it. Save your money, put it into a nice little hot dog stand.
I think you literally would need to start a shit m... (show quote)


Croce, I appreciate your consideration and concern. I'm putting my money into photographic equipment, as the need, not GAS, arises.
--Bob

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