Surgery for a Golfer
Feb 28, 2016 10:59:45 #
A golfer was in a car accident and lost his arm. He was taken to hospital and just before he was put under, the surgeon dropped in to see him ​ , ​
"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God, no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc what's the good news?
"The good news is I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's
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arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course
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when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"Not only that," continued the golfer "my handwriting has improved, I've
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learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting
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landscapes in water colours."
"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was
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such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just one problem" said the golfer.
"Every time I get an Erection I also get a Headache"!
"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God, no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc what's the good news?
"The good news is I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's
​
arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course
​
when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"Not only that," continued the golfer "my handwriting has improved, I've
​
learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting
​
landscapes in water colours."
"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was
​
such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just one problem" said the golfer.
"Every time I get an Erection I also get a Headache"!
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