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Feb 14, 2016 10:00:01   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."













Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."













Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies,
And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without
The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it
Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"









Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"









Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"









Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"









Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"









Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"









Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months
Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."








Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."









Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic votes.
Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed !!!

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Feb 14, 2016 10:07:17   #
MtnMan Loc: ID
 
The other half want to turn the U.S. into Greece. Why work when the government will give your free stuff?

Communism hasn't worked anywhere else so hey, let's try it here!

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Feb 14, 2016 10:15:28   #
richosob Loc: Lambertville, MI
 
I don't get it either, if she was a republican the media would be screaming for her head. But it seems that this is normal behavior for a progressive so we are supposed to just move along. This one evil "beyatch" and cannot be trusted with the job of president. That ought to get somebody riled.

Rich

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Feb 14, 2016 10:15:55   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
There are none so blind as those who won't see. The media won't be happy until the U.S. becomes the Union of Soviet Socialist American Republics, complete with gulag and wholesale murder of dissidents. And then, too late, they'll scream that 'they didn't know...'

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Feb 14, 2016 10:17:01   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
You would think!!

richosob wrote:
I don't get it either, if she was a republican the media would be screaming for her head. But it seems that this is normal behavior for a progressive so we are supposed to just move along. This one evil "beyatch" and cannot be trusted with the job of president. That ought to get somebody riled.

Rich

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