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Feb 12, 2016 11:51:20   #
Mrsmoses Loc: Oregon
 
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

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Feb 12, 2016 12:06:41   #
bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY
 
I like that, I fish too.

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Feb 12, 2016 20:07:16   #
Marionsho Loc: Kansas
 
Mrsmoses wrote:
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife cam... (show quote)


:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 13, 2016 06:23:23   #
grillmaster5062
 
Cute!

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Feb 13, 2016 11:57:07   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
:-D :-D :-D :-D

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