My wife won't like this.
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One day many years ago, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's David and I'm okay thanks," I replied.
"David, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a few restorative Vodka and tonic water, I thanked Elizabeth: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. "So I best go now"
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Probably still under the cart ...." I said ....
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Too funny.😊😊😊
That's terrible... and funny :thumbup:
I knew there was a reason that I don't like golf! Pretty funny, though.
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