Seen this before......
A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.
The other farmer says, Yeah, Ive got this great rooster, named Randy. Hell service every chicken you got, no problem.
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides hed be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. Youve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, Ill need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun, the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. -WHAM!- Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again WHAM! He gets all the geese!
By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught worried that his expensive rooster wont even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what youve done to yourself.
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, Shhh, theyre getting closer
Busy little devil, ain't he? :thumbup:
RickM1950 wrote:
Seen this before......
A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.
The other farmer says, Yeah, Ive got this great rooster, named Randy. Hell service every chicken you got, no problem.
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides hed be worth it. So, he buys Randy.
The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first giving the rooster a pep talk, Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. Youve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, Ill need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun, the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. -WHAM!- Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again WHAM! He gets all the geese!
By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught worried that his expensive rooster wont even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what youve done to yourself.
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, Shhh, theyre getting closer
Seen this before...... br br A farmer has 200 hen... (
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That might be the first joke I ever heard. That is OLD.
How close to the rooster did the farmer get??
Rabbott
Loc: Grass Valley , California
Since my name is Randy,,, I HAVE to pass this on !!
Frank47 wrote:
Busy little devil, ain't he? :thumbup:
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