The Pig With a Wooden Leg
Feb 3, 2016 14:52:18 #
Stop me if you've headr it...
This guy's driving past a farm and sees a pig with a woden leg standing in the barnyard. He stops at the farmhouse and inquires about it.
The farmer says "That's one smart pig. Once I was in the field fixing the tractor when it rolled on top of me. The pig cleared a breathing space in the mud and went for help. Saved my life!"
So the guy asks "Well what's with the wooden leg?"
The farmer says "That pig also saved my wife. One spring she slipped and fell down the porch steps and landed flat on her face in the mud. The pig made sure she could breathe and went for help. Saved her life!"
Again the guy asks about the wooden leg...
The farmer says "Well, when you have an animal that smart and valuable you don't want to eat him all at once."
This guy's driving past a farm and sees a pig with a woden leg standing in the barnyard. He stops at the farmhouse and inquires about it.
The farmer says "That's one smart pig. Once I was in the field fixing the tractor when it rolled on top of me. The pig cleared a breathing space in the mud and went for help. Saved my life!"
So the guy asks "Well what's with the wooden leg?"
The farmer says "That pig also saved my wife. One spring she slipped and fell down the porch steps and landed flat on her face in the mud. The pig made sure she could breathe and went for help. Saved her life!"
Again the guy asks about the wooden leg...
The farmer says "Well, when you have an animal that smart and valuable you don't want to eat him all at once."
Feb 3, 2016 15:56:20 #
Feb 3, 2016 17:31:44 #
Feb 4, 2016 00:28:02 #
Tonytee
Loc: Beaverton, Oregon
edrobinsonjr wrote:
Stop me if you've headr it... br br This guy's dr... (show quote)
An elderly couple, both 97 years old. They were in their attorney's office and explained to him that they had decided to get a divorce. The attorney, quite astonished, asked, "Well, at this juncture in your lives, why not go through with your marriage up to the end?" The wife stood up and shouted, "No, no, no, we promised each other we would wait until the kids were dead."
tony
Feb 4, 2016 08:07:43 #
Heard it some years ago, have told it many times, and it still makes me laugh.
Feb 4, 2016 08:55:47 #
edrobinsonjr wrote:
Stop me if you've headr it... br br This guy's dr... (show quote)
Good one. I heard that on Johnny Carson and have told it many times.
Feb 4, 2016 10:55:13 #
Feb 4, 2016 19:52:11 #
The farmer says "Well, when you have an animal that smart and valuable you don't want to eat him all at once."
Here is an alternate punch line:
"We don't have no ice box. So we only fix-up a little at a time."
Here is an alternate punch line:
"We don't have no ice box. So we only fix-up a little at a time."
Feb 4, 2016 20:41:10 #
Feb 4, 2016 21:57:11 #
HOHIMER wrote:
The farmer says "Well, when you have an animal that smart and valuable you don't want to eat him all at once."
Here is an alternate punch line:
"We don't have no ice box. So we only fix-up a little at a time."
Here is an alternate punch line:
"We don't have no ice box. So we only fix-up a little at a time."
That's a good one too. Thanks.
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