Ugly Hedgehog - Photography Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk)
The Ideal Wife
Page 1 of 2 next>
Jan 30, 2016 22:03:49   #
houdel Loc: Chase, Michigan USA
 
Wouldn't you guys like a wife like this (or gal photographers like a husband like this)???



Reply
Jan 30, 2016 23:46:43   #
DavidPhares Loc: Chandler, Arizona
 
I have found the perfect girl,
You could not ask for more.
She's deaf, and dumb, and over-sexed,
And she owns a camera store!

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 07:20:01   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 
DavidPhares wrote:
I have found the perfect girl,
You could not ask for more.
She's deaf, and dumb, and over-sexed,
And she owns a camera store!


Died she have a daughter?

Reply
 
 
Jan 31, 2016 08:12:20   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
houdel wrote:
Wouldn't you guys like a wife like this (or gal photographers like a husband like this)???


Happiness is having my wife wear costume jewelry and shopping at Kmart and Payless shoes, while I am shopping at BH Photo

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 09:07:18   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
:thumbup:

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 09:07:54   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
Happiness is having my wife wear costume jewelry and shopping at Kmart and Payless shoes, while I am shopping at BH Photo

And how long will that continue? :D

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 09:22:19   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
jerryc41 wrote:
And how long will that continue? :D


As long as the credit cards are in my name

Reply
 
 
Jan 31, 2016 09:59:12   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
As long as the credit cards are in my name


And here is what happened the last time she tried "picking at my wallet"

I put a stranglehold on her spending
I put a stranglehold on her spending...

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 10:09:55   #
NJFrank Loc: New Jersey
 
houdel wrote:
Wouldn't you guys like a wife like this (or gal photographers like a husband like this)???


When you find her don't let her get away.

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 10:50:37   #
richard-sports Loc: New York City
 
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
Happiness is having my wife wear costume jewelry and shopping at Kmart and Payless shoes, while I am shopping at BH Photo


Sounds like a near extinct creature, kind of like the dodo bird.

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 11:04:15   #
waywest Loc: las vegas
 
well, as long as we're dreaming - how about titties full of cold beer?

Reply
 
 
Jan 31, 2016 12:27:11   #
leej
 
when my wife died, ideality died with her

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 12:49:43   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 
That was suppose to be, Does she have a daughter!

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 13:19:35   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
richard-sports wrote:
Sounds like a near extinct creature, kind of like the dodo bird.


Maybe so, but there is a glimmer of hope. Recently I watched a program on the Smithsonian Channel, where well preserved 40,000 year old Mammoth carcass was found in the Siberian permafrost. Scientists feel that the DNA might be intact enough to clone it. If that's the case, think of the possibilities. IMHO, any woman who shows willingness to dine at places like the Outback, Applebees, or Red Lobster, and to shop at Discount stores, thrift shops, clearance racks, and to settle for "Chinatown Edition" knockoffs of Rolex, Chanel, Luis Vuitton, etc. while her husband spends his/her/their hard earned money on photography, golf, boating, classic cars, or flying, should have samples of her DNA frozen and preserved. In that way, future generations of "boys with toys" can indulge their passions without having their wives' tastes for Haute Couture or Haute Cuisine rain on their parades

Reply
Jan 31, 2016 15:33:55   #
Collie lover Loc: St. Louis, MO
 
Happiness is having my own money so I can buy what I want without anyone complaining.

Reply
Page 1 of 2 next>
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk)
UglyHedgehog.com - Forum
Copyright 2011-2024 Ugly Hedgehog, Inc.