rolf
Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
TO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE...
Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.
Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.
Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.
Q: WhatÂ’s the difference between a fat chick and the Canucks?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: What do the Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 18,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: Why are the Canucks like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
This should be popular. :roll: :roll: :lol:
Am I right in assuming that you have lost faith in the Canucks. lol
rolf
Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
tusketwedge wrote:
Am I right in assuming that you have lost faith in the Canucks. lol
Them and the Jets as well.
wolfd
Loc: Vancouver, Canada
Hey - that's my home team you're mocking !!!
Pretty funny though.
:D :D :D
big-guy
Loc: Peterborough Ontario Canada
But still better than the Leafs. :oops:
I think the Canucks are not your favorite team. It is pretty funny though. Sounds like some other teams I could mention.
Maybe you should send this to Don Cherry and get his opinion. It is pretty funny though.
Rich
I'm glad you're Canadian. :D
Those comments were very funny !!
Thank God I'm a Red Wings fan!
Not Canadian or a Canucks fan(Kings fan), but I loved the humor. Or is that humour?
I agree with those, but I live in Illinois and we have the Blackhawks.
Hopefully you meant tOO funny and not to or two.
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