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Jan 19, 2016 10:26:17   #
rolf Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
 
TO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE...





Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?

A. A thief.



Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal net.



Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.



Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.



Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.



Q: WhatÂ’s the difference between a fat chick and the Canucks?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!



Q: What do the Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 18,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



Q: Why are the Canucks like Canada Post?

A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

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Jan 19, 2016 10:42:14   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
This should be popular. :roll: :roll: :lol:

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Jan 19, 2016 10:45:52   #
tusketwedge Loc: Nova Scotia Canada
 
Am I right in assuming that you have lost faith in the Canucks. lol

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Jan 19, 2016 10:49:47   #
rolf Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
 
tusketwedge wrote:
Am I right in assuming that you have lost faith in the Canucks. lol


Them and the Jets as well.

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Jan 19, 2016 10:54:00   #
wolfd Loc: Vancouver, Canada
 
Hey - that's my home team you're mocking !!!
Pretty funny though.

:D :D :D

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Jan 19, 2016 11:15:19   #
vicksart Loc: Novato, CA -earthquake country
 
:lol:

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Jan 19, 2016 11:29:35   #
big-guy Loc: Peterborough Ontario Canada
 
But still better than the Leafs. :oops:

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Jan 19, 2016 11:47:55   #
Ol' Frank Loc: Orlando,
 
I think the Canucks are not your favorite team. It is pretty funny though. Sounds like some other teams I could mention.

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Jan 20, 2016 06:51:09   #
richosob Loc: Lambertville, MI
 
Maybe you should send this to Don Cherry and get his opinion. It is pretty funny though.

Rich

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Jan 20, 2016 07:47:29   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
I'm glad you're Canadian. :D

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Jan 20, 2016 10:19:09   #
travelwp Loc: New Jersey
 
Those comments were very funny !!

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Jan 20, 2016 18:26:07   #
RonnieP Loc: Texas
 
Thank God I'm a Red Wings fan!

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Jan 20, 2016 22:14:53   #
jkm757 Loc: San Diego, Ca.
 
Not Canadian or a Canucks fan(Kings fan), but I loved the humor. Or is that humour?

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Jan 20, 2016 23:42:31   #
jsmangis Loc: Peoria, IL
 
I agree with those, but I live in Illinois and we have the Blackhawks.

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Jan 21, 2016 01:21:27   #
Earworms Loc: Sacramento, California
 
Hopefully you meant tOO funny and not to or two.

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