OddJobber wrote:
I like my birds au naturale.
This caught my eye.
Fellow owns a very colorful, well feathered African Parrot. The parrot knows a few word. When he first gets the parrot home all is well.
He notes the parrot begins to get a bit droopy and his color fades. A few feathers fall away.
He goes back to the shop where he bought the parrot and talks to the owner. The owner raises an eyebrow and mentions that the fellows new parrot seemed to have a bit of a relationship with a very nice looking African Grey female in the store. Lots of flirting and chatter going on. Perhaps your Parrot is depressed. Maybe you should take the African Grey home.
The fellow asks how much for the African Grey. The storekeeper tells him $2000.
YIKES! $2000. I'm gonna shop around.
Well, you can, but frankly:
That's the parrot yours is smitten with.
They seem to have bonded
That's a pretty good price for a talking African Grey female.
OK>>> OK, I'll take her.
He gets home and sets up the African Grey cage next to his parrot who immediately perks up. The chatter starts. He tell the Colorful Parrot to enjoy himself because he just paid $2000 for the female....I'll leave you two alone. He opens both cages and leaves the room.
In a matter of minutes, he hears all kinds of squawking and swearing and ruckus.
The first parrot is in the Grey's cage and tearing her feathers out with his beak and claws. The noise is considerable.
The guy shouts, "HEY!... what the hell are you doing?"
The first parrot screaches out... "Hell Man, for $2000 I WANT HER NAKED!"
au Naturale? Please :shock:
Now, those would be pictures!