grandpa's..joke of the day.
Nov 21, 2015 03:23:00 #
THIS WILL MAKE ALL GRANDPAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY.....
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as Grandma comes into the room, can you please please please make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog......pleeeaaassseee
Because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it.?
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as Grandma comes into the room, can you please please please make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog......pleeeaaassseee
Because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it.?
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Nov 22, 2015 17:14:06 #
My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn't seen for ages and everyone was encouraged to bring their children along as well.
All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The little girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me. I tried my best to just ignore her, but finally it was too much for me.
I asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet, waiting for her response.
The little girl said, "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."
All throughout dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The little girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me. I tried my best to just ignore her, but finally it was too much for me.
I asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet, waiting for her response.
The little girl said, "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."
Nov 22, 2015 17:19:06 #
Nov 23, 2015 00:14:43 #
grillmaster5062 wrote:
Out of the mouths of babes!
No kidding! LOL Cheers.
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