Subject: The Punishment
Nov 2, 2015 10:42:41 #
A little boy came down to breakfast one morning. Since his family lived on a farm, his mother asked him if he has done his chores. "Not yet." said the little boy.
Mother told him he couldnt have breakfast until his chores were done. Well, the boy was a little ticked off as he got up to do the chores.
When he got back to the table, all there was to eat was a bowl of dry cereal. "Why do I just have a bowl of cereal?" asked the boy.
"Well," his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon, and I saw you kick a cow so you don't get any milk either."
Just then his father came into the kitchen, and he kicked the cat as he passed it.
The little boy looked up at his mother and said, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
Mother told him he couldnt have breakfast until his chores were done. Well, the boy was a little ticked off as he got up to do the chores.
When he got back to the table, all there was to eat was a bowl of dry cereal. "Why do I just have a bowl of cereal?" asked the boy.
"Well," his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon, and I saw you kick a cow so you don't get any milk either."
Just then his father came into the kitchen, and he kicked the cat as he passed it.
The little boy looked up at his mother and said, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
Nov 2, 2015 11:09:39 #
Nov 2, 2015 11:17:00 #
Ron M wrote:
A little boy came down to breakfast one morning. S... (show quote)
Damn the luck. Thanks Ron.
Marion
Nov 3, 2015 12:06:38 #
Nov 3, 2015 13:52:47 #
Nov 3, 2015 16:47:24 #
bigmac115100 wrote:
Does this family eat CATS?
They do in Southeast Asia!
Nov 3, 2015 21:33:51 #
bigmac115100 wrote:
Does this family eat CATS?
I don't know about this family but I do know of a Taco stand where you won't find a cat in a three block radius........... :lol: :lol:
Nov 5, 2015 02:56:10 #
jjwright71
Loc: Lubbock,Tx
yep the chile reanos in midland tex were very good till health closed them,15 or 20 skinned carcass were in back <HAR!
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