As We Get Older
Oct 29, 2015 08:01:57 #
1.
We talk to ourselves, because sometimes we need expert
advice.
2.
Sometimes we roll our eyes out loud.
3.
We don't need anger management. we need people to stop
pissing us off.
4.
Our people skills are just fine. It's our tolerance of
idiots that needs work.
5.
The biggest lie we tell ourselves is "I don't need
to write that down, I'll remember
it."
6.
When we were a child we thought nap time was punishment. Now
it's like a mini-vacation.
7.
The day the world runs out of vodka is just too terrible to
think about.
8.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the
sound!
9.
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the
dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller.
10.
If God wanted us to touch our toes, he would've put them
on our knees.
11.
When the kids text us "plz" which is shorter than
please. we text back "no" which is shorter than
"yes."
12.
At our age "getting lucky" means walking into a
room and remembering what we came in there
for.
We talk to ourselves, because sometimes we need expert
advice.
2.
Sometimes we roll our eyes out loud.
3.
We don't need anger management. we need people to stop
pissing us off.
4.
Our people skills are just fine. It's our tolerance of
idiots that needs work.
5.
The biggest lie we tell ourselves is "I don't need
to write that down, I'll remember
it."
6.
When we were a child we thought nap time was punishment. Now
it's like a mini-vacation.
7.
The day the world runs out of vodka is just too terrible to
think about.
8.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the
sound!
9.
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the
dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller.
10.
If God wanted us to touch our toes, he would've put them
on our knees.
11.
When the kids text us "plz" which is shorter than
please. we text back "no" which is shorter than
"yes."
12.
At our age "getting lucky" means walking into a
room and remembering what we came in there
for.
Oct 29, 2015 08:28:49 #
Oct 29, 2015 08:36:19 #
Oct 29, 2015 08:54:43 #
ayersrl wrote:
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Oh so very true,thanks for sharing!
Oct 29, 2015 09:03:54 #
At 77 yrs. this is basically my life philosophy. Glad I'm not alone.
Oct 29, 2015 09:59:23 #
Oct 30, 2015 08:23:49 #
Oct 30, 2015 09:34:48 #
Oct 30, 2015 10:06:40 #
PRETENDER, on this site you will never be alone, a bunch of
old farts here.
old farts here.
PRETENDER wrote:
At 77 yrs. this is basically my life philosophy. Glad I'm not alone.
Oct 30, 2015 10:14:20 #
Oct 30, 2015 20:02:12 #
Been there and done just about all of that :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Don
Don
Oct 31, 2015 06:51:01 #
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