AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH.
THERE WERE FIVE PASSENGERS ON BOARD,
BUT ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES.
THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID: "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, AND NO AMERICAN WANTS ME TO DIE."
SO SHE TOOK THE PARACHUTE AND JUMPED.
THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID: "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."
SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.
THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, :I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY. SOME EVEN CALL ME:
'THE ANOINTED ONE.'
SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.
THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE."
THE LITTLE GIRL SAID: "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU.
AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG."
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Very funny - both of you! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
Thank you both for viewing.
ebbote wrote:
AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH.
THERE WERE FIVE PASSENGERS ON BOARD,
BUT ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES.
THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID: "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, AND NO AMERICAN WANTS ME TO DIE."
SO SHE TOOK THE PARACHUTE AND JUMPED.
THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID: "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."
SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.
THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, :I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY. SOME EVEN CALL ME:
'THE ANOINTED ONE.'
SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.
THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE."
THE LITTLE GIRL SAID: "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU.
AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG."
AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH. br br THERE WERE... (
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green
Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20
wilpharm wrote:
if only it was true!!!!
then we'd be watching President Biden on TV. :shock:
Thank you Hondo, this is the first time I have seen it, sent
to me by a friend of mine.
green
Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20
4th for me... last one about a week ago... you need to update your email list.
Sorry about that Green, but we get reposts of old jokes all
the time, I just live with it.
green wrote:
then we'd be watching President Biden on TV. :shock:
would not, could not, be any worse.....joe is not a muslim
green
Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20
didnt say I wish for him...but shit happens...
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