Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
Oct 6, 2015 09:23:15 #
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
Oct 6, 2015 09:35:53 #
You really know how to cheer a guy up! If you're in doubt, I hear you can get these pills...;-)
Oct 6, 2015 09:44:36 #
quixdraw wrote:
You really know how to cheer a guy up! If you're in doubt, I hear you can get these pills...;-)
Do you know the difference between Disneyland and Viagra?
It's a one hour wait, for a two minute ride.
Oct 6, 2015 09:47:19 #
Yeah, and "seek medical attention if after four hours..." as if the heart could handle it! Always thought that was sneaky advertising disguised.
Oct 6, 2015 10:16:40 #
quixdraw wrote:
Yeah, and "seek medical attention if after four hours..." as if the heart could handle it! Always thought that was sneaky advertising disguised.
I agree with the "sneaky advertising". I always tell my wife, "what's wrong with a 4 hour ___________?" She says, "your disgusting!"
Oct 6, 2015 10:53:38 #
Nalu wrote:
I agree with the "sneaky advertising". I always tell my wife, "what's wrong with a 4 hour ___________?" She says, "your disgusting!"
If I had a 4hour __________________, I would go to Hollywood and become a millionaire.
Oct 6, 2015 12:31:14 #
pipesgt wrote:
If I had a 4hour __________________, I would go to Hollywood and become a millionaire.
LOL!!!!!!!!
Oct 7, 2015 07:08:29 #
reindeer
Loc: London U.K.
Pipesgt,
Your so called joke was in bad taste.. Don't be so boastful. Someone someday will play his pipes in the Audetorium where today you think you are the only one. Be sure of that.
Your so called joke was in bad taste.. Don't be so boastful. Someone someday will play his pipes in the Audetorium where today you think you are the only one. Be sure of that.
Oct 7, 2015 07:21:20 #
pipesgt wrote:
Do you know the difference between Disneyland and Viagra?
It's a one hour wait, for a two minute ride.
It's a one hour wait, for a two minute ride.
No - it's "How is Viagra LIKE Disneyland"....
Oct 7, 2015 07:23:47 #
quixdraw wrote:
Yeah, and "seek medical attention if after four hours..." as if the heart could handle it! Always thought that was sneaky advertising disguised.
I overheard two cops in the ER one evening. They had responded to a 911 phone call requesting an ambulance. They showed up before the ambulance, and the medical crisis was just that - a prolonged erection. They had to stay and wait for the ambulance since they had "cleared the scene" to make sure it was safe... They felt a little awkward to say the least.
Oct 7, 2015 07:30:43 #
Oct 7, 2015 08:26:28 #
Remus
Loc: Norfolk, UK
I take Viagra. I don't actually need it but it stops me rolling out of bed in tne night.
Oct 7, 2015 09:49:12 #
Oct 7, 2015 09:50:16 #
Oct 7, 2015 10:07:57 #
If you get the 4 hour deal and call your doctor, I understnd that he sends his nurse and receptionist over to hel you out!
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