Big Storm in the Phoenix Area -- Well Two of Them
Aug 12, 2015 23:24:57 #
Aug 13, 2015 02:54:17 #
Aug 13, 2015 07:53:06 #
Storm??? NO, Beans eaten by "Illegals" coming over from Mexico who have been exiled by the Mexican Government based on the excessive flatulence. Trump would agree.
Just brought to mind the delicacies of language... Men sweat, women perspire. OK, we agree. But if men fart... well what do women do? What is the delicate vernacular word for female flatulence??
Just brought to mind the delicacies of language... Men sweat, women perspire. OK, we agree. But if men fart... well what do women do? What is the delicate vernacular word for female flatulence??
Aug 13, 2015 08:05:43 #
dpullum wrote:
Storm??? NO, Beans eaten by "Illegals" coming over from Mexico who have been exiled by the Mexican Government based on the excessive flatulence. Trump would agree.
Just brought to mind the delicacies of language... Men sweat, women perspire. OK, we agree. But if men fart... well what do women do? What is the delicate vernacular word for female flatulence??
Just brought to mind the delicacies of language... Men sweat, women perspire. OK, we agree. But if men fart... well what do women do? What is the delicate vernacular word for female flatulence??
Good one, dpullum.
Years ago, I was informed that men sweat, women glow. Sometime after that lesson, I was watching Wimbledon finals with the same lady. I noted that one of the players was glowing profusely.
As for the delicate way to express a woman farting, I've never been informed of that one. Here's a list of 150 expressions covering the general act, I guess we'll just have to pick one or two.
1. Air biscuit
2. Air tulip
3. Anal audio
4. Anal exhale
5. Anal salute
6. Anus applause
7. Answering the call of the wild burrito
8. Ass acoustics
9. Ass flapper
10. Back draft
11. Back-end blowout
12. Back blast
13. Baking brownies
14. Bark
15. Barking spider
16. Barn burner
17. Beef
18. Beep your horn
19. Belching clown
20. Benchwarmer
21. Blast
22. Blat
23. Blurp
24. Blurt
25. Bomber
26. Boom-boom
27. Booty bomb
28. Booty cough
29. Bottom blast
30. Bottom burp
31. Booty belch
32. Break wind
33. Brown cloud
34. Brown haze
35. Brown thunder
36. Bubbler
37. Bull snort
38. Bumsen burner
39. Bung blast
40. Burner
41. Burp out the wrong end
42. Bust ass
43. Butt bazooka
44. Butt bongos
45. Butt cheek screech
46. Butt dumpling
47. Butt sneeze
48. Butt trumpet
49. Butt tuba
50. Butt yodeling
51. Cheek squeak
52. Cheeser
53. Colon bowlin'
54. Cornhole clap
55. Cornhole tremor
56. Crack concert
57. Crack splitters
58. Crap call
59. Cut one
60. Cut the cheese
61. Drifter
62. Droppin' stink bombs
63. Duck call
64. Exercise the meat nozzle
65. Exhume the dinner corpse
66. Fanny beep
67. Fanny frog
68. Fecal fume
69. Fire in the hole
70. Fizzler
71. Flatus
72. Floater
73. Fluffy
74. Free speech
75. Frump
76. Gas
77. Get out and walk Donald
78. Great brown cloud
79. Grundle rumble
80. Grunt
81. Gurgler
82. Heinie hiccup
83. Hisser
84. Honker
85. Horton hears a poo
86. Hot wind
87. Hottie
88. Human hydrogen Bomb
89. Insane in the methane
90. Lay an egg
91. Let Polly out of jail
92. Mouse on a motorcycle
93. Nasty cough
94. O-ring oboe
95. One-man salute
96. Orchestra practice
97. Panty burp
98. Peter
99. Pewie
100. Pip
101. Poof
102. Poop gopher
103. Pootsa
104. Pop tart
105. Power puff
106. Puffer
107. Putt-putt
108. Quack
109. Quaker
110. Raspberry
111. Rattler
112. Rectal turbulence
113. Ripass
114. Ripper
115. R oar from the rear
116. Rump ripper
117. Rump roar
118. Silly cyanide
119. Slider
120. Sphincter siren
121. Sphincter whistle
122. Spitter
123. Split the seam
124. Squeaker
125. Stale wind
126. Steam-press your Calvins
127. Steamer
128. Step on a duck
129. Step on a frog
130. Stink it up
131. Stinker
132. Stinky
133. Taint tickle
134. Tear ass
135. Testing in the Levi wind tunnel
136. Thunder from down under
137. Thurp
138. Toot your own horn
139. Tootsie
140. Trouser cough
141. Trouser trumpet
142. Trunk bunk
143. Turd tremors
144. Turtle burp
145. Tushy tickler
146. Under thunder
147. Wallop
148. Whiff
149. Whoopee
150. Whopper
Aug 13, 2015 10:03:45 #
rmalarz wrote:
Insurance won't cover the damage.
Wow! Blew the doors right off the hinges. Must have been pretty serious. Great shot Bob. I don't think I've ever seen one that big with a wall between the holes. Have a GREAT DAY!
Aug 13, 2015 10:04:34 #
dpullum wrote:
Storm??? NO, Beans eaten by "Illegals" coming over from Mexico who have been exiled by the Mexican Government based on the excessive flatulence. Trump would agree.
Just brought to mind the delicacies of language... Men sweat, women perspire. OK, we agree. But if men fart... well what do women do? What is the delicate vernacular word for female flatulence??
Just brought to mind the delicacies of language... Men sweat, women perspire. OK, we agree. But if men fart... well what do women do? What is the delicate vernacular word for female flatulence??
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Aug 13, 2015 10:06:44 #
rmalarz wrote:
Good one, dpullum. br br Years ago, I was inform... (show quote)
And the proper choice will always depend on whether it is a "wet" or "dry" release!! :lol: :lol:
Aug 13, 2015 10:10:20 #
pixbyjnjphotos wrote:
Wow! Blew the doors right off the hinges. Must have been pretty serious. Great shot Bob. I don't think I've ever seen one that big with a wall between the holes. Have a GREAT DAY!
I used to see quite a few --- His & Hers!! Sometimes hers had a "toilet ring" attached!!
Aug 13, 2015 10:13:44 #
rmalarz wrote:
Insurance won't cover the damage.
Glad I looked at the download. The detail is awesome. Great shot, thanks for sharing. :thumbup:
Aug 13, 2015 10:26:04 #
pixbyjnjphotos wrote:
Wow! Blew the doors right off the hinges. Must have been pretty serious. Great shot Bob. I don't think I've ever seen one that big with a wall between the holes. Have a GREAT DAY!
Jeff, I'm glad I was inside at the time. As for the wall, man, I was living in the lap of luxury. That is until the storm.
Take care, Jeff.
--Bob
Aug 13, 2015 10:26:53 #
Wahawk wrote:
And the proper choice will always depend on whether it is a "wet" or "dry" release!! :lol: :lol:
:thumbup:
Aug 13, 2015 10:27:38 #
frankie c wrote:
Glad I looked at the download. The detail is awesome. Great shot, thanks for sharing. :thumbup:
Thanks for checking out the photo, Frankie. I appreciate it.
--Bob
Aug 13, 2015 14:14:45 #
Love this photo of an old two hole His/Her's out house.
As a kid we had a one door two hole unit... one hole for long legged Adults one for Kids, small hole unit, less the fall in. Two fears, splash, and spiders, of course, we all knew what was in the "under-world" the preacher spoke of on sunday.
In school the teacher touching on meager grade school science; she said the center of the earth was filled with molten rock... we in the country knew better, but never corrected the teacher in class. Had we used the S word we would have been punished. We did not know there was an F word, and the N word was a normal non-offensive word since we were in a WASP small town and there were no people of color (except our brown eyed olive skinned friend "Gooch" who was Italian). Hill-billy, or poor white trash was an insult word, the basis for a fight. Political correctness was years away.
Halloween was the time when privies were pushed over by roving terrorists. Justice was when the next day someone was said to have fallen in.
In the Michigan spring, not to be confused with Arab Spring, the upper clay was liquid like while ground was still frozen 20" below. We had Mud Days, no school the buses would break thru. AS a boy of 6 or 7 I accidentally stepped off the 12" board path to the "John" the name for a out-house. First one foot sucked in to the liquid clay quagmire, then another, I screamed for help unable to pull either foot out, half way to my knees. My dad came out to help but instead folded with great laughter, Never had I ever heard my dad laugh so hard and so long... My rescue has faded from memory, but not my dad's great joy in my tragic disaster!!
As a kid we had a one door two hole unit... one hole for long legged Adults one for Kids, small hole unit, less the fall in. Two fears, splash, and spiders, of course, we all knew what was in the "under-world" the preacher spoke of on sunday.
In school the teacher touching on meager grade school science; she said the center of the earth was filled with molten rock... we in the country knew better, but never corrected the teacher in class. Had we used the S word we would have been punished. We did not know there was an F word, and the N word was a normal non-offensive word since we were in a WASP small town and there were no people of color (except our brown eyed olive skinned friend "Gooch" who was Italian). Hill-billy, or poor white trash was an insult word, the basis for a fight. Political correctness was years away.
Halloween was the time when privies were pushed over by roving terrorists. Justice was when the next day someone was said to have fallen in.
In the Michigan spring, not to be confused with Arab Spring, the upper clay was liquid like while ground was still frozen 20" below. We had Mud Days, no school the buses would break thru. AS a boy of 6 or 7 I accidentally stepped off the 12" board path to the "John" the name for a out-house. First one foot sucked in to the liquid clay quagmire, then another, I screamed for help unable to pull either foot out, half way to my knees. My dad came out to help but instead folded with great laughter, Never had I ever heard my dad laugh so hard and so long... My rescue has faded from memory, but not my dad's great joy in my tragic disaster!!
Aug 13, 2015 17:14:50 #
dpullum wrote:
Love this photo of an old two hole His/Her's out h... (show quote)
I'm glad this photograph brought back some memories, pleasant or otherwise.
--Bob
Aug 13, 2015 21:55:47 #
rmalarz wrote:
I'm glad this photograph brought back some memories, pleasant or otherwise. --Bob
I only smile thinking about those innocent times when the moment was the moment. Out houses were then norm for most of us in rural Michigan.
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