Never mess with an old fart
Jul 19, 2015 13:15:27 #
I'm 73 and yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course, I was a bit on edge because all of my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. T he waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a very large, extremely unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name.
Then, in a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the people in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But, as usual, I quickly recovered and, in an equally loud voice, replied:
"NO, I HAVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS."
The entire room erupted in applause!
NEVER, EVER MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS !
Of course, I was a bit on edge because all of my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. T he waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a very large, extremely unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name.
Then, in a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the people in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But, as usual, I quickly recovered and, in an equally loud voice, replied:
"NO, I HAVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS."
The entire room erupted in applause!
NEVER, EVER MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS !
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