Old Age Wisdom
Jul 19, 2015 11:03:57 #
Old Age Wisdom and Creativity........
Now that I'm retired and on a fixed income,
I have disconnected my home alarm system and
de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch Team.
I have got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local Police, Sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA,
Homeland Security, Secret Service and three other government agencies (that I have never heard of)are all watching my house 24/7, 365 days a year.
I don't even lock my doors any more and I have never felt safer, and now I am saving $49.50 a month!
Go Seniors!
Now that I'm retired and on a fixed income,
I have disconnected my home alarm system and
de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch Team.
I have got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local Police, Sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA,
Homeland Security, Secret Service and three other government agencies (that I have never heard of)are all watching my house 24/7, 365 days a year.
I don't even lock my doors any more and I have never felt safer, and now I am saving $49.50 a month!
Go Seniors!
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