Old vs Young Doctor
Jul 4, 2015 17:11:05 #
A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a woman comes in. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties, lies down on the table and shouts: ' HELP ME! I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'
'Lord Tunderin' Jeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!!"
(Sorry, I'll bet you thought I was sending a dirty joke, didn't you?!!)
'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a woman comes in. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties, lies down on the table and shouts: ' HELP ME! I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'
'Lord Tunderin' Jeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!!"
(Sorry, I'll bet you thought I was sending a dirty joke, didn't you?!!)
Jul 4, 2015 20:39:45 #
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