A night out with the girls.......
Jun 29, 2015 06:42:04 #
A wife goes out for a night on the town with the girls, telling her husband shell be home around midnight.
Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, the girls are laughing and having a great time. At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home.
She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, shes quite proud of herself for being so stealthy.
Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times signalling the late hour. Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times. She smiles to herself, proud that shed come up with such a clever solution on the spot. Hed never know the difference!
That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, who was obviously hungover, and asked, So what time did you get in last night?
Oh, right around midnight, just like I said, she replied. The husband didnt seem disturbed at all. Her plan had worked!
Well, he said, I think we need a new cuckoo clock.
Why do you say that? she asked.
Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times, then said oh shit, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, the girls are laughing and having a great time. At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home.
She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, shes quite proud of herself for being so stealthy.
Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times signalling the late hour. Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times. She smiles to herself, proud that shed come up with such a clever solution on the spot. Hed never know the difference!
That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, who was obviously hungover, and asked, So what time did you get in last night?
Oh, right around midnight, just like I said, she replied. The husband didnt seem disturbed at all. Her plan had worked!
Well, he said, I think we need a new cuckoo clock.
Why do you say that? she asked.
Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times, then said oh shit, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Jun 29, 2015 06:44:17 #
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Jun 29, 2015 08:26:35 #
OK but no gut buster.
Instead of a new clock he will soon need a new wife.
Instead of a new clock he will soon need a new wife.
Jun 30, 2015 05:33:56 #
Jun 30, 2015 11:13:56 #
cockney greg wrote:
A wife goes out for a night on the town with the g... (show quote)
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Reminds me of me so many years ago. OOOPS I guess it's out of the bag now.
Jun 30, 2015 12:16:04 #
Jul 1, 2015 05:23:36 #
Funny, but
I learned this one from a Wes Harrison record and it worked a treat:
When you get home drunk and late dont sneak in.
Do a howling burn out up the drive way. Then kick the trash can over, slam the door when you come in. Shout at the dog "SHUT UP ROVER" if it barks, and say "HI LOVER IM HOME" when you enter the bedroom. Now this is true; the better half pretended she was asleep. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdYgyZLXyY
I learned this one from a Wes Harrison record and it worked a treat:
When you get home drunk and late dont sneak in.
Do a howling burn out up the drive way. Then kick the trash can over, slam the door when you come in. Shout at the dog "SHUT UP ROVER" if it barks, and say "HI LOVER IM HOME" when you enter the bedroom. Now this is true; the better half pretended she was asleep. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdYgyZLXyY
Jul 1, 2015 06:45:59 #
Shutter Bugger wrote:
Funny, but
I learned this one from a Wes Harrison record and it worked a treat:
When you get home drunk and late dont sneak in.
Do a howling burn out up the drive way. Then kick the trash can over, slam the door when you come in. Shout at the dog "SHUT UP ROVER" if it barks, and say "HI LOVER IM HOME" when you enter the bedroom. Now this is true; the better half pretended she was asleep. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdYgyZLXyY
I learned this one from a Wes Harrison record and it worked a treat:
When you get home drunk and late dont sneak in.
Do a howling burn out up the drive way. Then kick the trash can over, slam the door when you come in. Shout at the dog "SHUT UP ROVER" if it barks, and say "HI LOVER IM HOME" when you enter the bedroom. Now this is true; the better half pretended she was asleep. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gdYgyZLXyY
Luckily Shutter Bugger we both have gun control in our lands!!!
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