A couple funny ones.
Jun 28, 2015 20:57:22 #
Been Around but if you have not read this one, its worth the second time or so around
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'
The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'
The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'
The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.
A bookseller conducting market surveys asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!"
Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret?"
Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband -- the Master of the House?'"
Sales girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'
The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'
The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'
The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya.
A bookseller conducting market surveys asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book!!"
Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret?"
Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband -- the Master of the House?'"
Sales girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"
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bodacious wrote:
Been Around but if you have not read this one, its... (show quote)
Thumbs up to all of them.
Jun 29, 2015 17:57:51 #
jack schade wrote:
Funny stuff.
Jack
Jack
Thanks Jack. It may be unfortunate but I can relate to the last the best.
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