The End Is Near
Jun 26, 2015 17:27:18 #
Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish on the border of Northern Ireland and Eire ,
and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road.
One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says,
"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you religious nutters. We don't need your #### lectures."
From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Father Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Sean agrees, then adds, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just
say "BRIDGE CLOSED"?
and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road.
One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says,
"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you religious nutters. We don't need your #### lectures."
From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Father Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Sean agrees, then adds, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just
say "BRIDGE CLOSED"?
Jun 26, 2015 18:06:15 #
Jun 26, 2015 21:20:09 #
Jun 27, 2015 06:18:04 #
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