The farmer's interview
Jun 24, 2015 11:01:35 #
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. :lol: :lol:

The Farmer's Interview
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.

The Farmer's Interview
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
Jun 24, 2015 11:13:08 #
Jun 24, 2015 11:13:22 #
Jun 24, 2015 13:41:54 #
pounder35 wrote:
I wonder why it never aired? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: People just can't handle the truth. :mrgreen:
Jun 24, 2015 13:42:09 #
Jun 25, 2015 10:24:38 #
Jun 25, 2015 10:56:17 #
Jun 26, 2015 13:09:03 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
pounder35 wrote:
I wonder why it never aired? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Perhaps it was to be on Animal Planet. :D
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