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Apr 19, 2015 09:30:20   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight back to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacists, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My Doctor told me to get my Urine tested for Sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!

Sarge69

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Apr 19, 2015 13:33:20   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
:-D :-D :-D

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Apr 19, 2015 13:38:42   #
bvm Loc: Glendale, Arizona
 
sarge69 wrote:
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight back to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacists, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My Doctor told me to get my Urine tested for Sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!

Sarge69
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy... (show quote)


Cute.

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Apr 19, 2015 15:07:38   #
Pepper Loc: Planet Earth Country USA
 
Good one Sarge, laughed out loud and had to call my bride in so she could read it as well.

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Apr 20, 2015 21:15:52   #
magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida
 
Pepper wrote:
Good one Sarge, laughed out loud and had to call my bride in so she could read it as well.
Congratulations on your recent marriage. Good luck to you both.

:thumbup:

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