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Apr 8, 2015 00:57:04   #
Wenonah Loc: Winona, MN
 
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny
.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...
again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said,
"Because I'm a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a
Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

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Apr 8, 2015 01:15:08   #
fantom Loc: Colorado
 
Wenonah wrote:
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny
.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...
again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said,
"Because I'm a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a
Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of th... (show quote)


Answer: An Obama fan, of course.

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Apr 8, 2015 04:12:26   #
Leicaflex Loc: Cymru
 
fantom wrote:
Answer: An Obama fan, of course.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 8, 2015 12:28:16   #
Wenonah Loc: Winona, MN
 
fantom wrote:
Answer: An Obama fan, of course.


That was supposed to be the last line. When I copied and pasted I goofed up. Thank you.

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Apr 8, 2015 13:24:50   #
fantom Loc: Colorado
 
Wenonah wrote:
That was supposed to be the last line. When I copied and pasted I goofed up. Thank you.


No problem. It is so obvious that everyone (except B O fans) understood. Thanks for posting.

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Apr 8, 2015 13:28:02   #
user47602 Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32
 
so wait...

his dad is a idiot and his mom is an moron...

so that's why they're all Republicans...:mrgreen:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, nice joke...within a joke!

...ok, now here's an actually funny joke....but why don't conservatives have a sense of humor?
...ok, now here's an actually funny joke....but wh...

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Apr 8, 2015 15:44:10   #
Checkmate Loc: Southern California
 
Wenonah wrote:
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny
.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...
again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said,
"Because I'm a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a
Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron
and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of th... (show quote)

A retarded dumbass Democrap like Donna, Dirtbagger, Twardlow, Frank T, Frosty, Loser 47602, etc.................


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Apr 8, 2015 15:45:41   #
Checkmate Loc: Southern California
 
user47602 wrote:
so wait...

his dad is a idiot and his mom is an moron...

so that's why they're all Republicans...:mrgreen:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, nice joke...within a joke!


Speaking of jokes, how are you parents? Are they out of jail yet?

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Apr 8, 2015 17:10:04   #
soba1 Loc: Somewhere In So Ca
 
Nope nope not even close to a good little Johnny Joke... :hunf:

Here ya go. :thumbup:

Dear Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny

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Apr 8, 2015 17:22:58   #
hondo812 Loc: Massachusetts
 
fantom wrote:
Answer: An Obama fan, of course.



But of course!

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Apr 8, 2015 17:24:23   #
hondo812 Loc: Massachusetts
 
soba1 wrote:
Nope nope not even close to a good little Johnny Joke... :hunf:

Here ya go. :thumbup:

Dear Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny
Nope nope not even close to a good little Johnny J... (show quote)


I don't think I know your Johnny there Soba. I'm thinking if he gets one of those red ryder pellet guns he's gonna put someones eye out!

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Apr 8, 2015 17:36:46   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
soba1 wrote:
Nope nope not even close to a good little Johnny Joke... :hunf:

Here ya go. :thumbup:

Dear Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny
Nope nope not even close to a good little Johnny J... (show quote)


That sounds like the Johnny we all know and love, choke, cough.

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Apr 8, 2015 17:42:07   #
soba1 Loc: Somewhere In So Ca
 
hondo812 wrote:
I don't think I know your Johnny there Soba. I'm thinking if he gets one of those red ryder pellet guns he's gonna put someones eye out!


I got a few litle Johnny jokes

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Apr 8, 2015 18:31:27   #
user47602 Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32
 
soba1 wrote:
Nope nope not even close to a good little Johnny Joke... :hunf:

Here ya go. :thumbup:

Dear Santa

You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

Sincerely, Johnny
Nope nope not even close to a good little Johnny J... (show quote)




:thumbup: ahh... the tender moment when a young, naive, child realizes the scam.

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