Monday Morning Chuckle
Mar 2, 2015 03:19:37 #
The Top Ten weirdest Claims for Mobile Phones.
1. A farmer in Devon claimed his phone had disappeared inside the back end of one of his cows when hed been using the torch on his iPhone whilst assisting the cow during calving. The phone later made an appearance, but was damaged.
2. A lady in her early 40s from Nottingham claimed that shed baked her Nokia 6303i into a Victoria Sponge shed been making for her daughters birthday. It didnt endure the heat of gas mark 5.
3. A lady in her 30s claimed shed been walking her Cocker Spaniel on Barry Island beach, Wales, when a seagull swooped down and took her Samsung Galaxy from her hand.
4. A woman in her late 20s from Bristol claimed the vibration function on her BlackBerry Bold 9900 phone had stopped working whilst she was using it as an adult toy.
5. A 40 year old construction worker said his iPhone 4S had fallen out of his back pocket when he pulled his jeans down before sitting on the toilet. Not realising, he went about his business and flushed the chain. The phone didnt flush, but underwent serious water damage.
6. A man in his 30s claimed hed been filming monkeys from the car window in Longleat Safari Park with his HTC One X when a monkey climbed on the roof and snatched it.
7. A couple re-enacting the "I'm King of the World!" scene from Titanic lost their phone over the side of their cruise ship, whilst trying to take a photo of themselves.
8. A pyrotechnician was setting up a show for the National Fireworks Championships in Plymouth, and having left his iPhone 3GS within the "blast zone", it was nowhere to be found when he returned post-show, having been fired 3,000 feet into the air before exploding in a stunning display.
9. A lady in her 20s from Liverpool admitted shed thrown her HTC Desire X at her boyfriend, whom shed discovered was cheating, but it missed him and hit a wall; breaking the handset.
10. Rather than paying £60 for a ticket to see Blur at their sell-out Hyde Park shows, one customer tried to film the event on his iPhone from up a nearby tree - he got a little too excited as the band came on stage though, and dropped his phone onto the ground below.
1. A farmer in Devon claimed his phone had disappeared inside the back end of one of his cows when hed been using the torch on his iPhone whilst assisting the cow during calving. The phone later made an appearance, but was damaged.
2. A lady in her early 40s from Nottingham claimed that shed baked her Nokia 6303i into a Victoria Sponge shed been making for her daughters birthday. It didnt endure the heat of gas mark 5.
3. A lady in her 30s claimed shed been walking her Cocker Spaniel on Barry Island beach, Wales, when a seagull swooped down and took her Samsung Galaxy from her hand.
4. A woman in her late 20s from Bristol claimed the vibration function on her BlackBerry Bold 9900 phone had stopped working whilst she was using it as an adult toy.
5. A 40 year old construction worker said his iPhone 4S had fallen out of his back pocket when he pulled his jeans down before sitting on the toilet. Not realising, he went about his business and flushed the chain. The phone didnt flush, but underwent serious water damage.
6. A man in his 30s claimed hed been filming monkeys from the car window in Longleat Safari Park with his HTC One X when a monkey climbed on the roof and snatched it.
7. A couple re-enacting the "I'm King of the World!" scene from Titanic lost their phone over the side of their cruise ship, whilst trying to take a photo of themselves.
8. A pyrotechnician was setting up a show for the National Fireworks Championships in Plymouth, and having left his iPhone 3GS within the "blast zone", it was nowhere to be found when he returned post-show, having been fired 3,000 feet into the air before exploding in a stunning display.
9. A lady in her 20s from Liverpool admitted shed thrown her HTC Desire X at her boyfriend, whom shed discovered was cheating, but it missed him and hit a wall; breaking the handset.
10. Rather than paying £60 for a ticket to see Blur at their sell-out Hyde Park shows, one customer tried to film the event on his iPhone from up a nearby tree - he got a little too excited as the band came on stage though, and dropped his phone onto the ground below.
Mar 2, 2015 07:13:46 #
Mar 2, 2015 08:40:35 #
Doddy wrote:
I wonder if any of them were successful in their claims!!
I remember reading once about a Lawyer who purchased - and insured - a large box of very expensive cigars.
After he had smoked them all he claimed off the insurance company for loss through fire.
The case went to court and he won the case and settlement.
Soon afterwards the Insurance company charged the Lawyer with arson - and won.
The Lawyer went to prison for a couple of years.
Mar 2, 2015 20:28:28 #
Crwiwy wrote:
The Top Ten weirdest Claims for Mobile Phones. br ... (show quote)
True story: I noticed the electrician at a jobsite cleaning his cell phone. He had taken the battery out and appeared to be drying it out. Upon questioning what he was doing he explained he had dropped it in the Pot-O-Let and was trying to save it. No gloves were being used.
Needless to say, I never shook his hand and tried to never accept anything he handed me.
Mar 3, 2015 20:09:22 #
Crwiwy wrote:
I remember reading once about a Lawyer who purchased - and insured - a large box of very expensive cigars.
After he had smoked them all he claimed off the insurance company for loss through fire.
The case went to court and he won the case and settlement.
Soon afterwards the Insurance company charged the Lawyer with arson - and won.
The Lawyer went to prison for a couple of years.
After he had smoked them all he claimed off the insurance company for loss through fire.
The case went to court and he won the case and settlement.
Soon afterwards the Insurance company charged the Lawyer with arson - and won.
The Lawyer went to prison for a couple of years.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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