silverhawk Loc: Born a West Virginian, Living in Virginia

Your chuckle for the day......:mrgreen:


Car Keys

After a meeting several hours ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave
myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the
car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's
ignition.

He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking
lot, I realized he was right.

The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my
location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in
the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but
then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?"

He barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal
your damn car!"

Welcome to the golden years..............

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Good one.

banjonut Loc: Southern Michigan

I can see this happening.

nancyab Loc: Enfield, CT, USA

I LOVE IT!

warrior Loc: Paso Robles CA

That's what I like about the Prius. keys stay in pocket.

Chris F. Loc: San Francisco

Not to mention 400 miles between fill ups! :thumbup: :thumbup:

Chris

Black Bart Loc: Indiana

That don't mean much I drove a 18 wheeler that went 2000 miles on a fill up.

dljen Loc: Central PA

Hahaha, love it!

Chris F. Loc: San Francisco

Wow! Not familiar with big rigs, but that sounds cool. Bet your fill up cost a few bucks. My 400 + miles is met with a little over 10 gallons. My SUV is at the other side of the coin.

Chris

Black Bart Loc: Indiana

My truck held 400 gallons but I was just pointing out saying how far you can go on a tank proves nothing unless you mention the capacity.

newwbe Loc: St. Louis MO

An oldie but a goodie

Ransch Loc: O'Fallon MO

Oh man! That brought back a memory. I'd been on a Florida Gulf beach to lie on my beach towel and alternately to take dips in the surf. Time to go, but when I got to the car, my key was gone. There's a little pocket inside my swim trunks that has a hole for the key shaft, and supposedly the key can't fall out, but it had. I went back to the area where I'd been, and sifted the sand through my fingers but no key. I located the park security guy and told him what happened. This was a Sunday and he pointed out that a locksmith was going to cost a wad. I said I'd try sifting more sand first. Still no luck. Then a thought. What if the key could be in my swim trunks liner because it fit tight around my legs? As I stood there feeling around in my pants, I looked up to find the nearby beach moms watching with horror in their eyes. I could see what was coming. Park security notified of a pervert in the park! My key was there in the liner, and I hustled for the security guy to tell him my story, which he loved.

billwassmann Loc: Emerson, NJ

Funny stories. Better than most of the photo problems.

boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander

How many times,when having parked in a self serve parking facility, have I gotten to the elevator and couldn't remember where the hell my car was.

Ransch Loc: O'Fallon MO

Yeah, to make matters worse and without asking us if we wanted it that way, they took away the antenna on top of which we could stick a silly ball.