Once a fisherman always a fisherman
Feb 21, 2015 09:26:25 #
Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Sam's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going.Sam's fishing mates are very upset that he can't
go,​ ​but what can they do?
Two days later, the three get to the camping site to find Sam sitting there
with a tent set up, Firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and
having a cold beer.
"Wow Sam, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in
my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my eyes and asked, 'guess who?'"I pulled her hands off, and there she
was, wearing a sheer nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our
bedroom .The room had candles and rose petals all over.
Well, she's been reading that book, "50 Shades of Gray. "On the bed, she had
handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I
did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want.
So, Here I am!
Two days before the group is to leave, Sam's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going.Sam's fishing mates are very upset that he can't
go,​ ​but what can they do?
Two days later, the three get to the camping site to find Sam sitting there
with a tent set up, Firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and
having a cold beer.
"Wow Sam, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in
my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my eyes and asked, 'guess who?'"I pulled her hands off, and there she
was, wearing a sheer nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our
bedroom .The room had candles and rose petals all over.
Well, she's been reading that book, "50 Shades of Gray. "On the bed, she had
handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I
did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want.
So, Here I am!
Feb 21, 2015 09:48:26 #
Feb 21, 2015 09:57:53 #
My wife used to give me a list of things she wanted done and said 'choose what you want to do first'. I either went fishing or grabbed my camera and left.
I still get the list, but instead of her saying anything, I just get the red eyed look.
I still get the list, but instead of her saying anything, I just get the red eyed look.
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Feb 21, 2015 10:00:41 #
BigBear wrote:
My wife used to give me a list of things she wanted done and said 'choose what you want to do first'. I either went fishing or grabbed my camera and left.
I still get the list, but instead of her saying anything, I just get the red eyed look.
I still get the list, but instead of her saying anything, I just get the red eyed look.
Yeah these wives learn very quickly from their mistakes. :-D
Feb 21, 2015 12:08:19 #
NJFrank wrote:
Yeah these wives learn very quickly from their mistakes. :-D
And refuse to let you forget either 'eh. ;)
Feb 22, 2015 06:14:27 #
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Feb 22, 2015 06:49:28 #
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Feb 22, 2015 08:27:05 #
My buddys at firehouse used to tell the single guys, "when you get married you can do whatever you want, you just learn to want to do different things". I have found that to be true 😕....
Feb 22, 2015 09:16:38 #
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Feb 22, 2015 12:30:39 #
Feb 22, 2015 12:44:03 #
NJFrank wrote:
Yeah these wives learn very quickly from their mistakes. :-D
Guess you haven't learned in life, wives make no mistakes; it is only you not doing what they want!
Feb 22, 2015 21:40:14 #
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